what would happen if I.....

[Joscelin]

..... took an old phone like a Western Electric 500 model and took out the
handset and wired the transmitter in series with a speaker and a battery, like
take a wire and hook one end of it to the positive terminal on the battery,
then hook the other end to the positive terminal on the speaker and hook the
transmitter on the telephone handset between the two negatives and pick up
the handset and shout **** you into the microphone?

 

[Sporkman]

.... took an old phone like a Western Electric 500 model and took out the
handset and wired the transmitter in series with a speaker and a battery, like
take a wire and hook one end of it to the positive terminal on the battery,
then hook the other end to the positive terminal on the speaker and hook the
transmitter on the telephone handset between the two negatives and pick up
the handset and shout **** you into the microphone?

Well, if there's any justice you might blow out your eardrums. That
would be lovely. It would do my heart good to see you thereafter.