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F Murtz

Jan 1, 1970
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I think I need a circuit that generates loud screeching brake noises
every time I go over speed humps ( hopefully causing natives to push for
their removal)
 
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F Murtz

Jan 1, 1970
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Michael said:
Or they will get your license plate number and call the cops. Be
nice to 'Bubba', when they arrest you.
They don't seem to stop doof doof noise.
 
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F Murtz

Jan 1, 1970
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Salmon said:
If I were the guy you were trying to convince, I would come up with
something to push up a spike into your tires when it hears a screech.

Bill
I am glad you all love speed humps. They waste fuel, wear suspension,
wear tyres,wear brakes,damage vehicles,cause road rage and contribute
to global warming. They have an other purpose sometimes,to annoy all you
sheeple on to the roads the superior beings want you to use. Pavlov
would have loved them as a conditioning aid
 
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James Sweet

Jan 1, 1970
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F said:
I am glad you all love speed humps. They waste fuel, wear suspension,
wear tyres,wear brakes,damage vehicles,cause road rage and contribute
to global warming. They have an other purpose sometimes,to annoy all you
sheeple on to the roads the superior beings want you to use. Pavlov
would have loved them as a conditioning aid


I don't really mind them unless they're the really sharply humped kind
that you have to slow waaaaaay down to go over. I think dips are a
little more effective than bumps though since you can't just speed up to
smooth them out.

I'd love to get some speed bumps installed on the hill I live on, people
regularly scream up it at 35-45 mph despite the 25 mph limit and blind
crest. More than one neighborhood pet has been killed and it's just a
matter of time before it's someones kid. Find another way to force
people to reduce their speed to something sensible in residential
neighborhoods or at least pay attention in certain places and I'm all
ears. First time someone smashed their undercarriage on a speed bump
placed right at the crest they might learn to slow down a bit, better
their car damaged than a pedestrian.
 
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F Murtz

Jan 1, 1970
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Michael said:
People like you are why they have to install speed bumps. Do you
think they just randomly install the things on a public road? The
'natives' pushed to have them installed, and you'll just make them mad
at you. You're the one Pavlov would be proud of, for being conditioned
to think you're more important than the people who live along those
roads.
The people who live on those roads Have no say when they are installed
purely to stop people using them as so called rat runs.
Ps my normal driving habits are very sedate on suburban roads until I
see speed humps
 
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Don Kelly

Jan 1, 1970
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F Murtz said:
The people who live on those roads Have no say when they are installed
purely to stop people using them as so called rat runs.
Ps my normal driving habits are very sedate on suburban roads until I see
speed humps

Then keep them sedate and you will save a lot of wear and tear on your
car/truck/horses ass if you don't give a damn about others.

Don Kelly
 
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