New pace-maker jamming device

[TJ]

New pace-maker jamming device being marketed by North Korea --- has the
ability to jam a pacemaker remotely, from a distance of a quarter mile.
More reliable than previous models.
Cost is $300 USD.
Now taking orders.

 

[loedown]

So now we have the ability to kill people with a debilitating disease from a
distance.

Are you proud of yourself?

Paul

 

[Jim Douglas]

1/4 mile, thats nothing, anyone with a high power rifle could do alot better
than that, it would be silent and certainly more enjoyble to watch.

Just kidding, this is absolute BS!

 

[TJ]

Yes, I am proud of myself. Furthermore, if you buy the new, advanced
Pace-Jammer 2000 now, we'll throw in, free of charge, the GarboBarf 3000 ---
the fantastic new party toy everyone's talking about: just turn it on and
it transmits a signal to any garburator within range (200 -300 ft depending
on conditions) that activates a special diagnostic mode all garburators have
that makes them work in reverse! Watch people explode with laughter as
chewed-up food is hurled onto the ceiling!

 

[Mitch]

You are a complete Jack-Ass

Yes, I am proud of myself. Furthermore, if you buy the new, advanced
Pace-Jammer 2000 now, we'll throw in, free of charge, the GarboBarf 3000 ---
the fantastic new party toy everyone's talking about: just turn it on and
it transmits a signal to any garburator within range (200 -300 ft depending
on conditions) that activates a special diagnostic mode all garburators have
that makes them work in reverse! Watch people explode with laughter as
chewed-up food is hurled onto the ceiling!

 

[assrat]

What's wrong with you fucks? The guys just being funny. Remote control
pace-maker jammer hah, I think it's funny. It's obviously not for real, but
you guys, holy jesus, you're all like "Oh, tsk tsk, you're so bad ... waaah"
You should listen to yourselves snivel sometimes, it's pathetic.

 

[loedown]

Would that be funny like cancer, or hilarious like a wake?

I must have missed the .comedy on the end of this news group

Paul

 

[assrat]

You sure put me in my place ...

Puhleeze, like anyone is going to respect the opinion of someone who
calls themself ASSRAT, especially after calling everyone here "sniveling
fucks". Next time you are about to claim something is funny before the
world, you might wish to remember that ease of amusal is inversely
proportionate to intelligence. And the first time you need some help
with electronics, remember that you just burned your bridge to it with a
good many people. Welcome to usenet.

HTH, HAND

 

[CLV3]

Looking at the source of both messages, I would have to say that "T.J" and
"assrat" are either the same people or very close. Judging by their
attitudes and "clever" ramblings I am assuming that they are probably 12
year olds or younger.

 

[Mitch]

What's wrong with you fucks? The guys just being funny. Remote control
pace-maker jammer hah, I think it's funny. It's obviously not for real,
but you guys, holy jesus, you're all like "Oh, tsk tsk, you're so bad ...
waaah"
You should listen to yourselves snivel sometimes, it's pathetic.

Wow, i expect Complete **** wads like this guy in sat groups, but not here

 

[Pig Bladder]

Puhleeze, like anyone is going to respect the opinion of someone who
calls themself ASSRAT, especially after calling everyone here "sniveling
fucks". Next time you are about to claim something is funny before the
world, you might wish to remember that ease of amusal is inversely
proportionate to intelligence.

No, it's inversely porportional to personal self-puffery.

 

[Pig Bladder]

Would that be funny like cancer, or hilarious like a wake?

I must have missed the .comedy on the end of this news group

Paul

Somewhere between "rubber crutch" and "screen door on a submarine".