I designed a brain-enhancement machine ! .. .

[Brian Raab]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

 

[[email protected]]

Plug it in backwards and do it again.

 

[Robert Morein]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Don't worry, be happy

 

[Ken Smith]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

(1)
Vote ______ in the up coming election.
Fill in which ever party makes it sound funny to you.

(2)
Go into sales and marketing.

(3)
Buy a big SUV and drive 35 on the freeway.

(4)
Write regulations.

(5)
Design software.

(6)
Decide which part to obsolete.

 

[Paul Hovnanian P.E.]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Subscribe to one of the MS Windows news groups.

 

[Tim Wescott]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Start more OT threads on political issues. Doesn't really matter
whether you're on the right or the left, as soon as you start preaching
your brain turns off anyway.

 

[Don Pearce]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Quick, run for president before it wears off!

d
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

 

[Paul Burke]

Don't worry, be happy

Perceive the happy moron: he doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron. Good God! Perhaps I am!

Paul Burke

 

[John Woodgate]

I read in sci.electronics.design that Brian Raab <[email protected]>

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Become a politician.

 

[Scott Stephens]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Reverse the polarity of the power, or shift the phase 180 degrees, if
you are still competent enough to, that is.

Advice is worth what you pay for it

--
Scott

**********************************

DIY Piezo-Gyro, PCB Drill Bot & More Soon!

http://home.comcast.net/~scottxs/

Those who sow excuses shall reap excuses

**********************************

 

[SioL]

Perceive the happy moron: he doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron. Good God! Perhaps I am!

Paul Burke

Well, are you generally a happy untroubled person?

SioL

 

[Spehro Pefhany]

Perceive the happy moron: he doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron. Good God! Perhaps I am!

Paul Burke

He couldn't be a moron. A moron has an IQ in the 50-69 range. An
imbecile is in the 30-49 range, and an idiot is all below that.

Hence the expression "idiot studying to be a moron".


Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany

 

[Bob Stephens]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Revel in your newfound femininity.

 

[colin]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Dye your hair turn blond to match.

Colin =^.^=

 

[Rich Grise]

He couldn't be a moron. A moron has an IQ in the 50-69 range. An
imbecile is in the 30-49 range, and an idiot is all below that.

Hence the expression "idiot studying to be a moron".

Didja hear about the moron that drove his new car off the cliff to
test his new air brakes?

 

[Rich Grise]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Become a rap "performer"

Get a government grant

Join the Army!
Join the Navy!
Join the Marines!

Take mass quantities of drugs.

Memorize all the arithmetic there is, and become an idiot savant.

Or, just do whatever you feel like.

Have Fun!
Rich

 

[John Fields]

Didja hear about the moron that drove his new car off the cliff to
test his new air brakes?

 

[Product developer]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Run the U.N.

 

[PaulCsouls]

Reverse the polarity of the power, or shift the phase 180 degrees, if
you are still competent enough to, that is.

Advice is worth what you pay for it

"...reverse the poles from plus to minus," from 'How I Did It' by
Viktor von Frankenstein.

A true work of genius. Every engineer should have copy on his book
shelf.

Paul C.

 

[Jamie]

Tested it on myself, unfortunately something went wrong and it reduced
my IQ from 150 to 15.

What can I do now?

Well you didn't do so bad, at least you still have some left which is
more than i can say for a few i work with!