door knob

[aj]

Is there any way you could hook you door knob to an electric current?
And why havent they come out with something like that?

 

[Bob Myers]

Truly re-volting!

While I'm certainly getting a charge out of this thread, if
this is the best you guys can currently come up with, then
I can only imagine the static you'll get for failing to spark
a discussion of deeper capacity. Still, I suppose it has the
potential to induce something of higher intensity, if we
all stick to our respective fields, and it could certainly
generate an over-arcing interest...just be careful how you
conduct yourselves!

Bob M.

 

[jasen]

Is there any way you could hook you door knob to an electric current?
many.

And why havent they come out with something like that?

they have.

What were you hoping to achieve?

Bye.
Jasen

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Is there any way you could hook you door knob to an electric current?
And why havent they come out with something like that?

Be careful WHICH knob you connect.







--

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Don't worry, no one wants to get close enough to you to connect you
to anything.

And no one ever wants to get anywhere near you under any circumstances.








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[Homer J Simpson]

Yawn.

Yes, you are a bore. Even to yourself.









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[Bob Myers]

Err Bob. See also this thread by the same OP as it makes clear why he
wants
an electric door knob...

Gee, I didn't think my puns were THAT subtle....

Bob M.

 

[Octa Ex]

AJ:

you should consider a lock on that door so that it cannot be opened
easily with out a key.
On you garage door, you had better check that there is not more than
one pin number available. THe door could be a learning model that
learns all the pins ever used, including the default all zeros pin it
would have shipped with.

If you electrify the doorknob you may kill the wrong person - yourself
or someone else you care about. An electric fence controller should
be non lethal, but a deterrant!

Err Bob. See also this thread by the same OP as it makes clear why he wants
an electric door knob...

"Someone keeps getting into my house through the electric grarage door, how
can this happen?"


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