M
Mark
- Jan 1, 1970
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I almost forgot: He Eatsthe Bunnies, of course.
But, the bunnies are 'hip' to the wolves in woolly coats. So they put on
penguin suits.
Wolves won't eat penguins. Too salty. Everyone knows this.
Because the wolves ain't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, pretty soon
they notice: No bunnies? Lots of penguins!
One or two wolves report that penguins do in fact taste like bunnies. So
with little or no further thought the wolves decide that the penguins must
have eaten all the bunnies. Cries of " It's us or them" ring-out amidst the
pack. The wolves realize that they must start eating penguins or turn on
themselves. After all, there are no bunnies to be seen, anywhere, and the
wolves certainly won't eat the fish. (Too salty, remember)
But the bunnies had foreseen this eventuality. They knew that the wolves,
still dressed as sheep, would eventually start eating penguins. Some of them
had already prepared sheep's clothing in advance whilst others decided that
the water offered a safest haven and dressed as fish. After all, wolves
can't swim.
But, the penguins who dressed as fish all drowned because they forgot they
were only bunnies dressed as penguins. Bunnies can't swim either. The
penguins who dressed as sheep initially faired much better because the
wolves mistook them for other wolves, who also dressed as sheep, and had
resolved not to eat themselves.
The wolves survived for a short time eating the fish that washed up on the
shore. Mysteriously, the fish tasted like bunnies.
Pretty soon though, the bunnies who dressed as penguins who dressed as sheep
and pretended to be wolves knew that the wolves who dressed as sheep would
have to consider eating other wolves dressed as sheep or face starvation.
The wolves who dressed as sheep naturally assumed that the sudden appearance
of large numbers of new sheep and the complete absence of penguins must mean
that these new sheep must be the wolves who ate all the penguins (wolves
ain't very sharp) and this made them angry.
Sure enough and before very long the bunnies began to see wolves, dressed as
sheep, eating other sheep, that might have been wolves or bunnies dressed as
penguins, but they really didn't know who was who at this stage.
The wolves doing the eating begain to belive that some wolves, when dressed
as sheep, actually tasted like bunnies, but they didn't much think or care
about it.
They began to believe that everything tasted like bunnies anyway.
The bunnies needed to come up with something quick. True, the wolves were
now eating each other as well as the other bunnies, but the bunnies knew
that no matter how things worked out, the last surviving sheep must be a
wolf.
What to do? (..to be continued.)
But, the bunnies are 'hip' to the wolves in woolly coats. So they put on
penguin suits.
Wolves won't eat penguins. Too salty. Everyone knows this.
Because the wolves ain't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, pretty soon
they notice: No bunnies? Lots of penguins!
One or two wolves report that penguins do in fact taste like bunnies. So
with little or no further thought the wolves decide that the penguins must
have eaten all the bunnies. Cries of " It's us or them" ring-out amidst the
pack. The wolves realize that they must start eating penguins or turn on
themselves. After all, there are no bunnies to be seen, anywhere, and the
wolves certainly won't eat the fish. (Too salty, remember)
But the bunnies had foreseen this eventuality. They knew that the wolves,
still dressed as sheep, would eventually start eating penguins. Some of them
had already prepared sheep's clothing in advance whilst others decided that
the water offered a safest haven and dressed as fish. After all, wolves
can't swim.
But, the penguins who dressed as fish all drowned because they forgot they
were only bunnies dressed as penguins. Bunnies can't swim either. The
penguins who dressed as sheep initially faired much better because the
wolves mistook them for other wolves, who also dressed as sheep, and had
resolved not to eat themselves.
The wolves survived for a short time eating the fish that washed up on the
shore. Mysteriously, the fish tasted like bunnies.
Pretty soon though, the bunnies who dressed as penguins who dressed as sheep
and pretended to be wolves knew that the wolves who dressed as sheep would
have to consider eating other wolves dressed as sheep or face starvation.
The wolves who dressed as sheep naturally assumed that the sudden appearance
of large numbers of new sheep and the complete absence of penguins must mean
that these new sheep must be the wolves who ate all the penguins (wolves
ain't very sharp) and this made them angry.
Sure enough and before very long the bunnies began to see wolves, dressed as
sheep, eating other sheep, that might have been wolves or bunnies dressed as
penguins, but they really didn't know who was who at this stage.
The wolves doing the eating begain to belive that some wolves, when dressed
as sheep, actually tasted like bunnies, but they didn't much think or care
about it.
They began to believe that everything tasted like bunnies anyway.
The bunnies needed to come up with something quick. True, the wolves were
now eating each other as well as the other bunnies, but the bunnies knew
that no matter how things worked out, the last surviving sheep must be a
wolf.
What to do? (..to be continued.)
