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    kellys_eye

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    When I was living with my gf (now wife) she had a house rabbit (Dylan - coz it kept eating her pot...) that could 'sniff out' power wires. I had one of those dual graphics card PC's that used an external plug/connector to parallel them and the frikken rabbit chewed through them all! Cost me a fortune.

    As much as it chewed power wires it never, ever found the 'live' one - always the neutrals....... damn...
     
    kellys_eye, Oct 22, 2018
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    bushtech

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    Now that's really irritating:mad:
     
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    Neutral rabbit ? :p
     
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    (*steve*) ¡sǝpodᴉʇuɐ ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɥd Moderator

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    Certainly not one leading an active lifecycle.
     
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    Kabelsalat

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    Actually - this is how a "neutral rabbit" must looks like:
    rabit-nautral.svg.png
     
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    shrtrnd

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    I could not help but notice that you repeatedly referred to Dylan in the past tense.
    Rabbit stew?
     
    shrtrnd, Oct 23, 2018
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    davenn Moderator

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    the best I have seen for some time .......

    mixewd signal generator.jpg
     
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    ChosunOne

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    That actually makes sense: Rabbits instinctively go to ground...
     
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    kellys_eye

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    We gave the rabbit away when we left the area - some 18 years ago now. It could be rather tough meat if it is still alive!
     
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    shrtrnd

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    Don't tell your wife, but Dylan was probably rabbit stew for somebody else.
     
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    davenn Moderator

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    The turboencabulator joke has been making engineers giggle since 1944. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
    The tip-off was the term "crapalloy marvelvanes" which carries over from the 1944 version.

    I am most impressed by the ability of the man to deliver two minutes of pure nonsense (i.e. double talk) without stumbling and without laughing.

     
    davenn, Oct 27, 2018
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    kellys_eye

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    The last time I heard gobbleddegook like that it ended with "I do".....
     
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    davenn Moderator

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    eeeekkkk hahaha
     
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    Bluejets

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    Brother went to the doctor the other day for general checkup.
    Doctor says " and how often do you drink " ?
    Brother replied "maybe once or twice a year".
    Doctor says " and when did you migrate to Australia "?
     
    Bluejets, Oct 29, 2018
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    davenn Moderator

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    ohhh dear ! :rolleyes:

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    davenn, Nov 8, 2018
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    davenn Moderator

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    hmmm ... that would have made more sense if it has said .... " Doctor says " and when did you migrate from Australia "?

    since Australians (in general) love their beer/alcohol
     
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    That was the point....... :rolleyes:
    familiar with notA =...
     
    Bluejets, Nov 8, 2018
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    73's de Edd, Nov 13, 2018 at 8:08 AM
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