Comedy Thread

[kellys_eye]

Just in case anyone cares. New Zealand has no snakes, deadly or otherwise.

You've got politicians haven't you?

 

[FuZZ1L0G1C]

 

[FuZZ1L0G1C]

Just in case anyone cares. New Zealand has no snakes, deadly or otherwise.

Very interesting.. one would thought all land-masses had snakes, via driftwood, ancient land-bridges, ship stowaways or other. Hmmm...

 

[FuZZ1L0G1C]

It is about time!

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Which hand was left? :whistling:

 

[FuZZ1L0G1C]

The snake-bite 'Tauma...' joke was memorized (with name 'Dave' being own mod) from a joke/funnypics website (uploads only) otherwise I'd correct the OP.

 

[davenn]

 

[(*steve*)]

And what did he download? A bloody self-replicating virus!

 

[ChosunOne]

Very interesting.. one would thought all land-masses had snakes, via driftwood, ancient land-bridges, ship stowaways or other. Hmmm...

https://animals.mom.me/there-snakes-new-zealand-6450.html
Excerpt:
New Zealand is one of several large islands around the globe where there have never been native snake populations. The others are Antarctica, Iceland, Ireland and Newfoundland. Snakes are more common than lizards around the world, and yet New Zealand is home to several species of lizard and not a single snake. Since snakes have neither evolved nor been deposited on the islands of New Zealand, their appearance would be a threat to other local wildlife, and so they are vigorously repelled.

 

[ChosunOne]

And what did he download? A bloody self-replicating virus!

Interesting observation. You've read "Snow Crash?"

 

[davenn]

 

[(*steve*)]

I think I'll just let that one slide by.

 

[73's de Edd]

 

[FuZZ1L0G1C]

Haha very fanny FUNNY.

 

[poor mystic]

Not quite:

ex = 'has-been'

spurt = "a drip under pressure"

Almost. "x" is the Unknown Quantity. I had this from a professional.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[kellys_eye]

Yup, a red jersey was a guarantee of demise on Star Trek.

 

[(*steve*)]

Nice timing. I am currently introducing my wife to TOS. after they beamed down somewhere she predicted someone would die. I said "no, they're safe, nobody is wearing a red shirt". She looked at me as if I had horns. And why is Kirk wearing a green shirt?

 

[73's de Edd]

 

[Daddytiel]

OK going to make this thread a sticky so post your comedy in here

who hasn't had a pet pooch or cat chew up a cable around the house ?

Dave

I have an Umbrella Cockatoo that thinks she is a cable trimming tool.