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Allan Waghalter

Jan 1, 1970
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This is clever... Try this very soon, before someone forces Google to fix
its site:

1) Go to www.Google.com
2) Type in weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return)
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"
4) Read the "error message" carefully. The WHOLE page.

Someone at Google really has a sense of humour. And will probably be fired!
 
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Julian Vivaldi

Jan 1, 1970
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im wondering if google going to public still force these quarks to be fikes
and never to poke their heads up again
 
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G. Morgan

Jan 1, 1970
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This is clever... Try this very soon, before someone forces Google to fix
its site:

1) Go to www.Google.com
2) Type in weapons of mass destruction (DON'T hit return)
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search"
4) Read the "error message" carefully. The WHOLE page.

Someone at Google really has a sense of humour. And will probably be fired!


Try the same thing but type in "french military victories".
 
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Julian Vivaldi

Jan 1, 1970
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sorry still had water in my ears from swimming. .. hockey time!
LETS GO RED!!
 
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Spike

Jan 1, 1970
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Nice catch, Allan... google going to get a shitload of free publicity out of
this one, fellow won't get fired, probably promoted.
 
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Aegis

Jan 1, 1970
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Google is known for these... Been doing them since Google introduced the
"Feeling Lucky" button... The guy won't get fired or promoted; he'll get his
paycheck for doing as he was told.

After french military victories, it says, "Did you mean french military
defeats?"... Click that link to get a quick French military history lesson.
 
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Aegis

Jan 1, 1970
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Robert L. Bass said:
The site is listed with Google just like any other site. There's nothing
special or secret going on there.

If that's true, let's try a little experiment...

According to Google: The "I'm Feeling LuckyT" button takes you directly to
the first web page Google returned for your query.

With that in mind, when I type 'French military victories' and do a normal
search, I get about 130,000 matches, but when I hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" it
SHOULD, according to Google, take me directly to the first site found.
Instead, it takes me to a no match message which just happens to be quite
humorous in light of the search topic. No match? It just found 130,000 hits
the normal way...

Also, search for "quzzzzzzzzm".. You get a DIFFERENT no-match message.

Interesting related link http://uber.nu/2001/04/06/

Shows how YOU can make it do it too.
 
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Jimmy Desant

Jan 1, 1970
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G. Morgan said:
Try the same thing but type in "french military victories".



I did but not matter what button I hit, nothing comes up about the
French/American victory against the English in the American Revolution.
While the WMD humor has it's basis in reality, could it be that the recent
anti-French humor has no basis at all (aside from lying, worthless
politicians)?
 
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Aegis

Jan 1, 1970
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- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France
claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is
later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French
Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
 
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Aegis

Jan 1, 1970
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I'd LOVE to hit the Kerry, er, screw on the head.
 
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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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Robert L. Bass said:
We were at war for our freedom. France helped us. Later they were at war
for their freedom. We helped them. This time we're at war for Bush. They
declined to assist him. I don't claim that Chirac's motives were any more
high-minded than those of Bush. Each wanted only what would benefit
himself. However, Chirac's decision did NOT cost the lives of hundreds of
Frenchmen. Bush's decision wasted hundreds of American lives for a lie.

Bush knew there were no weapons of mass destruction but he attacked anyway.
Bush was repeatedly warned of an impending attack before 9/11 yet he did
nothing. Now he's trying to win re-election by ticking off the rest of the
Arab world. He's almost worse than Olson.

Jeepers I never saw you this riled up when Clinton was around, odd
 
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G. Morgan

Jan 1, 1970
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If that's true, let's try a little experiment...
Okay.


According to Google: The "I'm Feeling LuckyT" button takes you directly to
the first web page Google returned for your query.
Yes.



With that in mind, when I type 'French military victories' and do a normal
search, I get about 130,000 matches, but when I hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" it
SHOULD, according to Google, take me directly to the first site found.
Instead, it takes me to a no match message which just happens to be quite
humorous in light of the search topic. No match? It just found 130,000 hits
the normal way...

You're wrong. The first match (top of list) is
www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html



Also, search for "quzzzzzzzzm".. You get a DIFFERENT no-match message.

No, you get the standard no match message, the only difference is it
does not try to suggest spelling.

Interesting related link http://uber.nu/2001/04/06/

Shows how YOU can make it do it too.


No, It shows how you can increase *his* ranking by linking popularity.
Link popularity is only one criterion by which Google ranks pages.
People make a living in the "website visibility" trade, I used to.
Believe me Aegis, it's way more complicated than that.
 
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alarman

Jan 1, 1970
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Jimmy Desant wrote
I did but not matter what button I hit, nothing comes up about the
French/American victory against the English in the American Revolution.
While the WMD humor has it's basis in reality, could it be that the recent
anti-French humor has no basis at all (aside from lying, worthless
politicians)?

Maybe. But WMD are there, either still hidden or moved to Syria/Iran/insert
your favorite terrorist sponsor state here. In fact, some were just
discovered, what, last week? All of the liberals braying "where are the WMD"
today (Kennedy, Kerry, Daschle, Pelosi, Clinton, your favorite lying scumbag
liberal here) were telling everyone who would listen about Saddam's nuclear
weapons program just a few years ago, and how he must be stopped.

OTOH, the French, (and most of the rest of the world for that matter)
continue to bury their heads in the sand and hope the Muslim extremists will
just go away.

Just like they did when Hitler began to implement the final solution.

Seems to me the anti-French humor has more basis in reality than the WMD
humor. Just my .02

js
 
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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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alarman said:
Jimmy Desant wrote

Maybe. But WMD are there, either still hidden or moved to Syria/Iran/insert
your favorite terrorist sponsor state here. In fact, some were just
discovered, what, last week? All of the liberals braying "where are the WMD"
today (Kennedy, Kerry, Daschle, Pelosi, Clinton, your favorite lying scumbag
liberal here) were telling everyone who would listen about Saddam's nuclear
weapons program just a few years ago, and how he must be stopped.

cough cough...artillary shell....hack cough...filled with Sarin ...cough
cough...last month...sniff

Funny how those you mention now don't say much about it eh? :)
OTOH, the French, (and most of the rest of the world for that matter)
continue to bury their heads in the sand and hope the Muslim extremists will
just go away.

No they declined to act because Saddam owed them (and apparently bribed)
them billions in aid, funny thing is he also owed Russia and Germany as
well...hmmm
Just like they did when Hitler began to implement the final solution.

Seems to me the anti-French humor has more basis in reality than the WMD
humor. Just my .02

js

They actually didn't bury their heads with Hitler tho, they spent billions
building the Siegfried Line and thought it would protect them, they didn't
count on Hitler's panzers going around most of it.

If anyone buried heads back then it was the US, we thought we'd be able to
keep out of it
 
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alarman

Jan 1, 1970
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Mark Leuck wrote
They actually didn't bury their heads with Hitler tho, they spent billions
building the Siegfried Line and thought it would protect them, they didn't
count on Hitler's panzers going around most of it.

Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man. (Patton, I
think)

If anyone buried heads back then it was the US, we thought we'd be able to
keep out of it

Oh, sure. Throw THAT in my face. I was on a roll.
js
 
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rory

Jan 1, 1970
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Didnt realise you guys had a regime there, one leader one say, thought
descisions were made also by the thing called congress or something
like that.

The french now they were traitors to freedom, selling arms to Saddam
for oil, or giving him money for oil, while iraqii people were starved
and died at his hands.

Im not american, but i cant stand seeing that kerry guy on the news
all the time, the US will be destroyed if they let a useless wuss like
him get in. Plus he is just such an annoying speaker.

Everyone is pointing fingers, when it was Clinton that by being
another wuss, invited the terrorists to attack as they knew there was
nothing he would do, he was too busy getting laid by his staff!

All I can tell, is that Bush is the man for the job, in the time of
war. Now some people under him obviously made some mistakes, such as
the waste of time news on the prisoner abuse crap that is also being
overplayed (come take a look at our prison here, they are treated much
worse!), though they still made a mistake, they actually took photos
of it!!

Peace out, go USA!

:)
 
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