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Spehro Pefhany
- Jan 1, 1970
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You must be _very_ lonely, if you have to date yorself. ;-)
But I've always kinda been partial to calling myself up on the phone
and asking myself out, you know? Oh yeah, you call yourself up too
huh? Yeah, well one thing about it, your always around. Yeah I know,
yeah you ask yourself out, you know, some class joint somewhere. The
Burrito King or something, you know. Well I ain't cheap you know. Take
yourself out for a couple of drinks maybe. Then there'd be some
provocative conversation on the way home. Park in front of the house
you know. Oh yeah, you smoothly put a little nice music on, maybe you
put on like uh, you know, like shopping music, something thats not too
interruptive you know and then uh slide over real nice and say 'Oh I
think you have something in your eye'.
-- Tom Waits
(Burrito King in LA is pretty good, IMHO).