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alarman

Jan 1, 1970
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Everywhere Man said:
So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
one with the biggest penis first.
Poor Roland had no chance.

I've heard that you were a big dick, didn't know they meant literally.
js
 
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Robert L Bass

Jan 1, 1970
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Exactly which is why you see democrats
Explain Rick Santorum?
Republicans get booted out when they start
focusing on shit that has no business being
discussed in federal legislative halls.

Exactly! Bush ordered NSA to violate American citizens' privacy, to execute warrantless wiretaps and collect private data on
innocent American citizens. Bush lied through his teeth to start a personal war in Iraq when he knew there were no WMD and that
Al-Queda was not involved with Saddam. Bush threw away the biggest surplus in our nation's history and gave us the biggest deficit
in world history. Bush allowed his criminal pals to steal billions in no-bid contracts in Iraq.

The worst thing they've done, however, is to invade the private lives of American citizens. This they did only to pander to the
ultra-right wing, so-called Christians who donated huge sums of money to their campaign coffers and whose vote was enough to swing a
tight election last time around.

In the process they have infuriated the American public, so much so that true conservatives and true liberals alike came together
and threw the jiminexes out. Now the remaining jerks who will come up for election in two more years are starting to see the hand
writing on the wall. We'll give them the same treatment Cracker's last nine bosses gave him.
Dems get elected in protest.

It matters little why, as long as Democratic senators and congressman learn from the mistakes of the buffoons who we just tossed
out. Fortunately, Democrats want to find a way to bring our soldiers home. They also detest governemnt spying on private
citizens -- something Bush thought he could get away with.
Now doesn't that tell you the country wants
CONSERVATIVE leaders?

Yep, but many here like Leuck have no clue what a true conservative is. They think that the word means "right-wing, phoney
Christian, snooping around in everyone else's bedrooms."
Closest party we have to true conservative
ideals is the Libertarians yet they get zip for
coverage...

That's partly because they don't have the huge campaign coffers of the two major parties.
You really believe the two party system
is affective?

Nope. I'd like to ban all political parties (except the one that Harold Ford attended:)).
We don't accept that shit from telephone
providers but we should open our arms
to it when it involves governing the country?
We can break up Ma Bell but we can't get
rid of Ted Kennedy.

Ted Kennedy is his own worst enemy. I here he's going to open a private school: "The Chappaquiddick Academy of Driving and Diving."
 
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Everywhere Man

Jan 1, 1970
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Roland said:
You're very wrong about the penis thing. Women always comment that "It ain't
too big around, but it sure is short". That beats being hung like a "tuna
can" in my book anyday. <

For the woman that would comment about a man having a small organ there
is but one thing to say:
My dear it's not that my organ is small but rather the huge size of the
auditorium you're expecting it to perform in.
And why does it always come down to that anyway? Sex isn't important to me.
It's just like air, water, or food for the most part. Now if I could just
remember what sex was.........zzzzzzzzzzzz. <

Sex is that choir we have every Sunday from 3pm to 3:07 come hell or
high red water.
It's the price we pay for housing.
 
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Jen...tel

Jan 1, 1970
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Everywhere said:
Sex is that choir we have every Sunday from 3pm to 3:07 come hell or
high red water.

Gee, you last 6 minutes and 52 seconds longer than most men.
 
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Doug

Jan 1, 1970
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When it doesn't touch the sides it tends to take a little longer

Doug

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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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Robert L Bass said:
Exactly! Bush ordered NSA to violate American citizens' privacy, to
execute warrantless wiretaps and collect private data on
innocent American citizens. Bush lied through his teeth to start a
personal war in Iraq when he knew there were no WMD and that
Al-Queda was not involved with Saddam. Bush threw away the biggest
surplus in our nation's history and gave us the biggest deficit
in world history. Bush allowed his criminal pals to steal billions in
no-bid contracts in Iraq.

All an opinion with no facts
The worst thing they've done, however, is to invade the private lives of
American citizens. This they did only to pander to the
ultra-right wing, so-called Christians who donated huge sums of money to
their campaign coffers and whose vote was enough to swing a
tight election last time around.

My guess is you read a few too many fringe websites, they have strange
notions such as that
In the process they have infuriated the American public, so much so that
true conservatives and true liberals alike came together
and threw the jiminexes out. Now the remaining jerks who will come up for
election in two more years are starting to see the hand
writing on the wall. We'll give them the same treatment

We? Hell you can't even vote
Ted Kennedy is his own worst enemy. I here he's going to open a private
school: "The Chappaquiddick Academy of Driving and Diving."

And yet if you could vote and live in Mass you'd eagerly pull the lever by
his name
 
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Jim

Jan 1, 1970
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Everywhere said:
So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
one with the biggest penis first.
Poor Roland had no chance.

Well it was really just a coincidence. I just knew one was a big Dick
but I had no way to know about actual physical size.

Since you're each located at opposite ends of the country, It would be
interesting to find out how you came to that conclusion however. Was it
the size of his typing font that gave him away? I guess I didn't
notice. My mother brought me up to not judge a person by the size of
his font.
 
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Everywhere Man

Jan 1, 1970
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A man in a small boat doesn't change size when he syands on the deck of
an aircraft carrier.
 
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Everywhere Man

Jan 1, 1970
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Stands dammit stands!

Everywhere said:
A man in a small boat doesn't change size when he syands on the deck of
an aircraft carrier.
 
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Doug

Jan 1, 1970
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I suspect he'd get a little shrinkage when a F/A-18E comes in to land on the
same deck.

Doug
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JoeRaisin

Jan 1, 1970
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Exactly! Bush ordered NSA to violate American citizens' privacy, to execute warrantless wiretaps and collect private data on
innocent American citizens.

Only innocent americans who receive calls from known terrorists. That
has been said time and time again and the program was briefed to the
proper oversight committee.

Bush lied through his teeth to start a personal war in Iraq when he
knew there were no WMD and that
Al-Queda was not involved with Saddam.

Actually a lie is something you say knowing at the time it isn't true.
When he said there were WMD's he believed there were (which makes it a
mistake - not a lie) and so did most of the other intelligence agencies
in the world.

Bush threw away the biggest surplus in our nation's history and gave
us the biggest deficit
in world history. Bush allowed his criminal pals to steal billions in no-bid contracts in Iraq.

There was only one time that another company expressed an interest in
bidding against haliburton and the President stopped it and awarded the
contract to them anyway. Care to name the president who did that?

Do you know why no other companies want those jobs?
The worst thing they've done, however, is to invade the private
lives of American citizens. This they did only to pander to the
ultra-right wing, so-called Christians who donated huge sums of money to their campaign coffers and whose vote was enough to swing a
tight election last time around.

In the process they have infuriated the American public, so much so that true conservatives and true liberals alike came together
and threw the jiminexes out. Now the remaining jerks who will come up for election in two more years are starting to see the hand
writing on the wall. We'll give them the same treatment Cracker's last nine bosses gave him.




It matters little why, as long as Democratic senators and congressman learn from the mistakes of the buffoons who we just tossed
out. Fortunately, Democrats want to find a way to bring our soldiers home. They also detest governemnt spying on private
citizens -- something Bush thought he could get away with.




Yep, but many here like Leuck have no clue what a true conservative is. They think that the word means "right-wing, phoney
Christian, snooping around in everyone else's bedrooms."




That's partly because they don't have the huge campaign coffers of the two major parties.




Nope. I'd like to ban all political parties (except the one that Harold Ford attended:)).




Ted Kennedy is his own worst enemy. I here he's going to open a private school: "The Chappaquiddick Academy of Driving and Diving."
Don't blame me... I vote libertarian
 
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Robert L Bass

Jan 1, 1970
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Exactly! Bush ordered NSA to violate
All an opinion with no facts

You can't blame Leuck for not gettin it. He was asleep for the past six years.

My guess is you read a few too many
fringe websites, they have strange
notions such as that

Every major news service has been carrying these stories for years. Bush admitted the warrantless searches. It's all a matter of
public record. Now Rumsfeld is facing possible war crimes charges. I can hardly wait for them to indict Bush.
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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They took it over from the outed gay child molesters.

Oh you must meanBarney Frank's gay lovers. The same that ran a queer
prostituts ring from Barney's Congressional office and apartment.
Of course those upstanding democrats that supposedly SUPPORT gays then
use the gay stigma to denigrate others.
Nice, no wonder you love them so much bASS...
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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Exactly which is why you see democrats moving to the right to get elected
and republicans going bye bye when they move to the left

That's a big 10-4.
Personally I feel about 90% of BOTH sides should be booted out on
their asses.
Of course in American politics the same has been said for the past 100
years too.
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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Explain Rick Santorum?
Republicans get booted out when they start focusing on shit that has no
business being discussed in federal legislative halls.
Dems get elected in protest.
Now doesn't that tell you the country wants CONSERVATIVE leaders?
Closest party we have to true conservative ideals is the Libertarians
yet they get zip for coverage. The last viable conservative party was
the Bull Moose. Conservatives have been elected since, but very watered
down versions of the original beliefs.
You really believe the two party system is affective?
We don't accept that shit from telephone providers but we should open
our arms to it when it involves governing the country? We can break up
Ma Bell but we can't get rid of Ted Kennedy.

Righteous words! However, when you have a bunch of bASS like Kool-Aid
drinking social parasites and old bong sucking hippies in power, what
do you expect?
One thing for sure, when the illmannered, immoral, self-absorbed
skate- board riding, head pierced hippie's kids are running this
nation, and the hippies are "retired", their kids won't be giving a
shit for their welfare.
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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Exactly! Bush ordered NSA to violate American citizens' privacy, to execute warrantless wiretaps and collect private data on
innocent American citizens. Bush lied through his teeth to start a personal war in Iraq when he knew there were no WMD and that
Al-Queda was not involved with Saddam. Bush threw away the biggest surplus in our nation's history and gave us the biggest deficit
in world history. Bush allowed his criminal pals to steal billions in no-bid contracts in Iraq.
Bullshit dick head! Bush ALONG WITH COMGRESSMEN - both Republicans AND
democrats ordered wiretaps on KNOWN terrorists making calls to/from
this nation.
Idiots like you bASS is why this nation took a hit on 9/11. You
unpatriotic socialists would do ANYTHING to retain political power
including giving head-chopping murdering terrorists more
considerations that your own countrymen.
Of course no one ever accused a liberal mental-midget of having an IQ
above that of a slug.
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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My guess is you read a few too many fringe websites, they have strange
notions such as that...

Actually bASS has read the New York Times. Which BTW, I don't recall
VOTING for to run this nation's security policies.
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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I think you have it all wrong.
Under the new speaker all gays and lesbians will now be protected by the
endangered species act since they will have the right to pair up and get
married, but still not be able to reproduce naturally. This will all be
after an expensive "scientific" report of how the phase of the moon and the
pull of the tides doesn't bring on natural childbirth among gays and
lesbians (only global hot flashes in old lesbians). And since
parthenogenisis is a very common form of reproduction in many species,
especially ones without males, the lesbians will then claim that right under
the endangered species act to mandate human cloning (and all at government
expense of course). If this policy isn't legislated into law during the
first 100 days the new Supreme Court Members, once transfered in from the
World Court, will add it to Roe v Wade. Meantime all the trail lawyers will
be walking over the constitution with a dowsing rod (not a divining rod due
to separation of church and state) trying to point to a new previously
unknow right to file suit on. Whether they "hit" anything or not won't
matter because they will all be paid from taxpayer funds no matter what
(based on 48 billable hours in a day) for an exploration fee. Trail lawyers
will also make sure the lesbian clones will have legal claim and thus the
right to receive the benefits of the lesbian mother's social security, once
she passes, (becuase no one can tell the difference between the two) and the
red ink will pile up like never before. Gays on the other hand will be
protected under the new FRAUD act. They will claim the right to have
Frequent, Random, Anonymous, Unlimited Donations of genetic material given
by each other to each other, again covered under the endangered species act.
All naturally existing medical risks contracted by gays while exercising
this behavior will instantly classify them as being legally protected
victims of right wing war crimes and thus entitled to full disability at
government expense. Additionally the war in Iraq will officiallty be called
the "right wing hate crimes spawn" as it helped to create a shortage of oils
and lubricants necessary for gay lifestyle. As a gesture of respect for the
new gay victims the term "going straight" in giving directions will be a PC
violation and its use subject to a heavy fine, to be replaced by the term
moving gayly forward.

Exactly. Of course idiots like bASS will be lapping this garbage up
because his socialist KKKomrades in power have "promised" him a
shitload of taxpayer supported free stuff like healthcare. You know
the health care I speak of: Where some fat assed politican whom
doesn't give a shit about YOU or ME, will decide OUR healthcare needs.
 
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Simply Gern

Jan 1, 1970
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So instead of billing us in alphabetical order you chose to list the
one with the biggest penis first.
Poor Roland had no chance.


OMG that is funny right thar. I don't care who you are that thar is
funny!
Of course this leaves bASS at the VERY end of then line.
 
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