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Kevin S. Wilson

Jan 1, 1970
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I'm a professional writer of thirty years standing.

Wow! Now that's impressive. I'll bet you're the only person on these
chat rooms who can make such a claim.
We all feel the same about bookpro.

Got a mouse in your pocket, Chuckles?
 
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Otto Bahn

Jan 1, 1970
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Kevin S. Wilson said:
Wow! Now that's impressive. I'll bet you're the only person on these
chat rooms who can make such a claim.

Technically, aren't you are writer?

--oTTo--
 
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Otto Bahn

Jan 1, 1970
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Chris McGonnell said:
What does this have to do with Classical Literature, Mark?

Incorrect way to address a stranger, McGonnell.

--oTTo--
 
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Doctroid

Jan 1, 1970
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Mark Wallace said:
So is that. What are you trying to say?

"Classic non sequitur."
But, in point of fact, what I posted was not a non sequitur; it was an
honest, sarcastic comment.
Whoosh!

Whatserface@bookpro's

Barbara. See the text you quoted.
response to my reply to her vicious, abrasive,
scathing posting was, in fact, /incredibly/ unimpressive.

But she's bookpro. It probably took her a week to write her initial
posting, so any rapid response from her was bound to be unimpressive.

Whereas you take the enormous amount of time required to, oh, I don't
know, remove 97 lines of multiply-quoted text from your reply. Oh,
wait, no you don't; I'm thinking of me. Sorry.

Now, then, let's begin examining our unstated assumptions, shall we?
Let's start with "Barbara is trying to impress me".

After that we can look at "Barbara has access to a time machine", one of
the unstated assumptions behind the assertion that her initial posting
in this thread, a reply posted on June 12 to a message posted on June
12, took her a week to write. Another being "Barbara thinks I'm worth
spending a week drafting a reply to".

Of these three assumptions, only one has the slightest probability of
being true. Barbara, could you go back to 1996 and tell me to buy
shares in Apple? Thanks.
 
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Doctroid

Jan 1, 1970
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Mark Wallace said:
I'm a professional writer of thirty years standing.

Golly, can I have your autograph?
We all feel the same about bookpro.

That "we", would that be your multiple personalities, or what? What
group of people are you acting as spokesperson for?
That should be explanation enough.

"Utter lack of any explanation whatsoever is explanation enough." Got
it. Another words, you haven't a clue what you're talking about.
 
Wow! Now that's impressive. I'll bet you're the only person on these
chat rooms who can make such a claim.


Got a mouse in your pocket, Chuckles?

It could be that he is referring to an organization with a similar
domain name that is a vanity publisher. I fairly often get e-mail
intended for them.

BW
 
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Kevin S. Wilson

Jan 1, 1970
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Technically, aren't you are writer?
Technically, yes. But I'm pretty sure he thinks of himself as a Writer
(tm).

Big difference, you know.
 
"Classic non sequitur."


Barbara. See the text you quoted.


Whereas you take the enormous amount of time required to, oh, I don't
know, remove 97 lines of multiply-quoted text from your reply. Oh,
wait, no you don't; I'm thinking of me. Sorry.

Now, then, let's begin examining our unstated assumptions, shall we?
Let's start with "Barbara is trying to impress me".

After that we can look at "Barbara has access to a time machine", one of
the unstated assumptions behind the assertion that her initial posting
in this thread, a reply posted on June 12 to a message posted on June
12, took her a week to write. Another being "Barbara thinks I'm worth
spending a week drafting a reply to".

Of these three assumptions, only one has the slightest probability of
being true.

What, you expect a professional writer to follow logic?

Yeah, so do I. Let's see how he does.
Barbara, could you go back to 1996 and tell me to buy
shares in Apple? Thanks.

That's how I got the money for a time machine. When I make a bit
more, I can add the sidecar, and I'll take you along.

BW
 
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Don Salad

Jan 1, 1970
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Mark Wallace said:
I'm a professional writer of thirty years standing. We all feel the same
about bookpro. That should be explanation enough.
God only knows what BS she's been feeding you, but I would suggest that you
take it with a couple of kilos of salt.

Your feet must be killing you. With the high blood pressure, that
explains why you're cranky.

Less salt and sit down!

Thanks,
Don
 
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Chris McGonnell

Jan 1, 1970
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Technically, yes. But I'm pretty sure he thinks of himself as a Writer
(tm).

So he sneers at Stephen King, jeers at J.K. Rowling, Derides Danielle
Steele, moans at Malcolm Muggeridge, and pooh-poohs Pratchett?
Big difference, you know.

He wears a velvet smoking jacket and cravat? No ink stains on that
wretch? Ooooh, lit'ry chap!
 
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David DeLaney

Jan 1, 1970
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Doctroid said:
That "we", would that be your multiple personalities, or what? What
group of people are you acting as spokesperson for?

Mouse. Pocket. Um ... um ... okay, pancake.
"Utter lack of any explanation whatsoever is explanation enough." Got
it. Another words, you haven't a clue what you're talking about.

Dave "'sensible as a DICTIONARY'" DeLaney
 
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Spurious Response

Jan 1, 1970
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Augh. Nails on a chalkboard.

Indeed. Should be "In other words..."
That's a terrible sentence. Thank cheese this is just Usenet, where
anything goes. We'd all do well to remember that F Scott Fitzgerald
didn't write his books, either.

More sugar!
Sheesh. I can't even find her webpage, let alone nasty reviews.
Got any links? I'm curious, and you're yellow.

Is his name "Sum Ting Wong"?

"Why you say him yellow?"

"Big chief say, You have choice... Death, or Chi Chi!"

(tribe chants "chi chi chi chi, chi chi chi chi..." in the background...
Stacia
wait, I told that wrong.

Hehehhhe... Everyone has to be wong at some point in their life...

Death or Chi Chi?
 
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Tonto Goldstein

Jan 1, 1970
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Kevin said:
Wow! Now that's impressive. I'll bet you're the only person on these
chat rooms who can make such a claim.


I bet he has the varicose veins to prove it.
 
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