So, I was up my local Spar

[Genome]

And the inhouse Muzak system was doing its business with what turns out to
be someones remix of an Elvis Song.

Apparently they remixed the Muzak but did not mess with the lyrics.....

Which is pretty cool really. Most of us drunk people..... No, that's unfair
in as much as it is trying to stereotype drunk people who would miss this
anyway and I would not wish to start talking about someone elses definition
of alcoholism....

Apart from the fact that if I throw the help back in the faces of the people
who are offering it then it is somehow my fault that they were offering the
wrong help and they get a group hug......

Thanks for being honest with us, apart from the bit when you explained why
we were wrong. I notice you are still in denial.



There, have I ruined the punchline sufficiently?



A little less Conversation, a Lot More Fat Bloke.....


DNA

 

[martin griffith]

And the inhouse Muzak system was doing its business with what turns out to
be someones remix of an Elvis Song.

Apparently they remixed the Muzak but did not mess with the lyrics.....

Which is pretty cool really. Most of us drunk people..... No, that's unfair
in as much as it is trying to stereotype drunk people who would miss this
anyway and I would not wish to start talking about someone elses definition
of alcoholism....

Apart from the fact that if I throw the help back in the faces of the people
who are offering it then it is somehow my fault that they were offering the
wrong help and they get a group hug......

Thanks for being honest with us, apart from the bit when you explained why
we were wrong. I notice you are still in denial.



There, have I ruined the punchline sufficiently?



A little less Conversation, a Lot More Fat Bloke.....


DNA

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martin

 

[Nico Coesel]

And the inhouse Muzak system was doing its business with what turns out to
be someones remix of an Elvis Song.

Apparently they remixed the Muzak but did not mess with the lyrics.....

Which is pretty cool really. Most of us drunk people..... No, that's unfair
in as much as it is trying to stereotype drunk people who would miss this
anyway and I would not wish to start talking about someone elses definition
of alcoholism....

Apart from the fact that if I throw the help back in the faces of the people
who are offering it then it is somehow my fault that they were offering the
wrong help and they get a group hug......

Thanks for being honest with us, apart from the bit when you explained why
we were wrong. I notice you are still in denial.



There, have I ruined the punchline sufficiently?



A little less Conversation, a Lot More Fat Bloke.....

Was it the remix made by JXL? Better knowns as 'Junky XL', which is
kind of appropriate when it comes to remixing Elvis's songs.