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  1. CoreyWhite

    CoreyWhite Guest

    I'm looking for a device that looks something like a pocket
    calculator, except it just needs to have a number keypad that logs
    numbers as I go. A normal pocket calculator has a display between 8 &
    12 digits long, and some of them have memory functions, but I'm
    looking for something professional.

    The idea is to keep a small number logger underneath the edge of my
    shirt, so I just have to slip my hand under my shirt to record
    numbers. This would come in really useful if you were a spy, as you
    could keep track of all the personal information you came across. You
    could even record other notes in numeric form, if you already new a
    base 10 code.

    Anyone know where I could get something like this made? If I built it
    myself it would be on a thin microchip.
     
  2. todnichsmeer

    todnichsmeer Guest

    It would also come in handy stealing people's credit card numbers. Do
    you work at a retail store?

    A. Friend
     
  3. Google 'data logger'. You'll need to find a suitable keyboard to
    interface with it.

    Just don't get caught at the blackjack tables with this thing.
     
  4. linnix

    linnix Guest

    Pull out two teeth. Replace them with pressure sensors and
    transmitter. If you get caught, they migh pull out the rest of your
    teeth.
     
  5. CoreyWhite

    CoreyWhite Guest

    No, I don't have a job. I'm just researching ideas. If anything I
    would just want to make such a toy, and sell it through "Spy Shops".
    At least that way its legal. I ordered one of the $100 financial
    calculators, so I can get a feel for working like this. It is about
    the size of any other pocket calculator and has the capacity to store
    numbers in lists within its memory, and run basic programs. It has a
    giant display, etc.. looks pretty good for the job.

    HP 17BII+ Financial Algebraic Calculator
    http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF05a/215348-215348-64232-20036-215349-384708.html

    For students and professionals in real estate, finance, accounting and
    business. The HP 17bII+ financial calculator is both powerful and easy-
    to-use. Quickly calculate loan payments, interest rates and
    conversions, standard deviation, percent, TVM, NPV, IRR, cash flows,
    bonds and more. Features 28KB of user memory, over 250 functions, RPN
    and Algebraic data entry, clock, appointments, calendar, HP solve
    application, menus prompts and messages.

    Features

    The Powerful Performer
    · Business/Financial Features, Statistical/Mathematical Features,
    Time and Date Management, and Customizing Features.

    Mode Selection
    · Attractive one line x 10-character LCD display; select business
    functions at your fingertips; great mix of statistic, business and
    math functions; r.ead display results easily, even at an angle

    Ideal for
    · Real estate, finance, accounting, economics and business work.
    · Permitted for use on
    · CFP Certification Exam

    Special design features
    · HP's large, angled, click-style keys allow you to minimize unwanted
    key presses 2-line x 22 character adjustable contrast LCD display Auto
    power OFF, after 10 minutes

    Financial/business features
    · TVM (loans, savings and leasing) Amortization List-based, cash-flow
    analysis Currency conversions Cash-flow functions: IRR, NPV, NFV and
    NUS Print table with infrared printer (hp 82240) Bond price and yield
    Depreciation methods: SL, DB, SOYD and ACRS Interest-rate conversions
    Percentage calculation: %CHG, %TOTL, MU%P, MU%C

    Time and data management
    · Clock, calendar, appointments and alarm Date arithmetic
    (1582.10.15~9999.12.31) Number lists, edit, sort, store

    Statistical/mathematical features
    · List-based, two-variable statistical analysis STD deviation, mean,
    weighted mean Forecasting, correlation coefficient: linear,
    logarithmic, exponential, power +, -, x, /, %, 1/x, +/-, ex, n!, yx,
    x, x2, y, y2, xy LOG, LN, 10x, PI, EXP, NI

    Customizing features
    · HP Solve application Memory capacity unlimited within available
    memory Custom menus Solve for any variable without programming
     
  6. Whodat

    Whodat Guest

    Sure you did Corey, sure you did. And after you play with it for a few
    hours, you'll put it on a shelf next to your pseudoscope.

    Tell you what Corey, why don't you take a picture of both of them for us!

    By the way, there's lots of ways to steal numbers, many slicker than your
    idea, but in the end it's still stealing and it's still illegal. Maybe
    you'll just end up in jail. Maybe you'll get the crap beat out of you. And
    then again, maybe it's all just make believe like your pseudoscope.

    Show me I'm wrong Corey. Post that photo!
     
  7. Corey sure is a slow-tard, I mean it's not like they haven't done six
    or eight different television specials on credit card thieves and the
    methods they use...and no Corey, jotting down numbers isn't one of
    them. Corey is a lil slow so he's not familiar with things like
    portable card readers and palm pilots and such.

    And BTW Corey, if you get caught doing something stupid...no, trying
    to claim that you're doing it to research a book is NOT going to count
    as a viable defense, they'll put your stupid ass in jail
    regardless...although in your case that might not be a bad idea. I've
    become convinced that you're REALLY not fit to be taking care of
    yourself and I think institutionalized care would be of great benefit
    to you (and those around you).

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  8. Whodat

    Whodat Guest

    But he doesn't take care of himself, his mommy does. She won't even let him
    play with his pseudoscope!
     
  9. CoreyWhite

    CoreyWhite Guest

    Yeah, I don't know if you read my other post, but these are all just
    thoughts I've had after my identity was stolen by my ex-girlfriend.
    I'm not the "criminal type". She ripped off my cell phone, and
    charged up a $200 bill that I just got on my birthday. Really bothers
    me how many people are out to get you. I just canceled a date with
    another girl we scheduled for tomorrow, because meeting new people &
    dating is too scary to think about now. I don't trust anyone
    anymore. Seems like whenever I'm out on the town, somebody will try
    to stick me up for something one way or another. I only trust my
    closest friends a little better. Then tonight I'm sitting here
    watching the movie "Zodiac", and thinking about just how dangerous the
    world is. Your lucky if you don't get murdered. One of my friends
    died not only a few weeks ago, and some asshole ran off with all of
    his credit card numbers after he was dead. The police just keep
    patrolling today too, and their sirens have been going off all day.
    Just the sound of those sirens makes me thankful I'm not mixed up in
    anything right now, because we all have done things we shouldn't at
    times. I just don't want to be the guy who they stop today.

    You really think portable card readers, and baby touch-screen
    computers are how its being done? I'm not really sure how the pros do
    it. I keep tabs on my credit rating though, and don't have any cards
    out in my name. Some time ago, my social security card dissapeared
    though, and it is a pain in the butt to get a new one! I used to
    think you needed to get someones social security card & everything to
    steal their identity. Then you actually took out credit cards in
    their name. I think that idea is a myth though. There isn't any
    reason to go to all that trouble, and seems far too risky.
     
  10. Whodat

    Whodat Guest

    Hmmm, just thoughts? Then why did you order a $100 calculator to practice
    your technique? Could it possibly be that you were lying the whole time?

    I doubt your story about the cell phone (actually I doubt ALL your stories),
    no way she could have reactivated it. But even if she did, that's not
    identity theft. Besides, what's $200 to a high rolling, unemployed, credit
    card number stealing, calculator ordering, psychic seeing, Mel Gibson
    threatening, Necronomicom ordering, pseudoscope owning mama's boy like you?
     
  11. Nevermore

    Nevermore Guest

    It's deeply nice of you to be spending your time research ways to
    further others in the commission of crimes just like the one you claim
    to have fallen victim to whilst still working to find ways to both
    profit and avoid prosecution for your efforts. Bravo! Thanks for
    thinking of the rest of us and working hard to make the world a better
    place.

    Nevermore
     
  12. PerfectReign

    PerfectReign Guest

    Psst!

    Look here!

    http://tinyurl.com/ywkvrn

    I hope you can afford it!
     
  13. PerfectReign

    PerfectReign Guest


    No, that's hatter.

    ....and don't give him any ideas!
     
  14. I think that's outside Corey's budget, I mean he only gets $5 a week
    in allowance money from his mom you know.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  15. Puhlease, if I had wanted credit card numbers I'd go back and work in
    tech support where people freely gave them out to me every twenty
    minutes or so.

    Not much you can do with em though aside from tryin to sell em to
    stupid foreigners who don't have enough sense to understand that most
    "with it" banks will auto-flag any large purchases made over seas. If
    you use a stolen credit card within the states though...yeah, there's
    a 99.9% likelihood that you're going to get caught. It's not really a
    matter of "if" it's a matter of "when".

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ¹ x ¹
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  16. PerfectReign

    PerfectReign Guest

    ROTFL.

    Maybe you can use your discount and grab him one. :p
     
  17. PerfectReign

    PerfectReign Guest

    Actually what you do - and this is what was told to me by police after
    having a credit card stolen - is to go out, buy a few small ticket items,
    such as a DVD player, some DVDs, maybe a computer and then some frozen
    yogurt.

    You then dump the cards.

    The police won't even go after people who do that.

    OTOH, they'd rather spend $$$ "protecting your identity" at any cost. I'm in
    the middle of editing changes to a bill (AB 1168 from Mara's guy) which
    will really rake in the bucks for us to redact SSNs from all documents.

    Love it!
     
  18. mak

    mak Guest

    here are some choices - hope you can afford it, otherwise order with a stolen cc.

    http://tinyurl.com/ywrdzb

    M
     
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