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Rich Grise

Jan 1, 1970
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My fortune the other day when I logged on:
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Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have
orgasms? The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which
is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
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You know, parameciums _do_ have sex. They called it "conjugation."
And flowers are the sex organs of the plants.

Humans are the only ones that get all guilt-ridden about sex. No
wonder everybody's so fucked up. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
 
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Paul Burke

Jan 1, 1970
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Rich Grise wrote:

You know, parameciums _do_ have sex. They called it "conjugation."
And flowers are the sex organs of the plants.

iungo, iungas, iungat, iungamus, iungatis, iungant.

Altrix deformis dicat: Cur habet hoc homo Lindum in penem scriptum?
Et altrix pulchra respondat: Non est Lindum, sed Londinium.

Paulus Burcus
 
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John Woodgate

Jan 1, 1970
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(in said:
Altrix deformis dicat: Cur habet hoc homo Lindum in penem scriptum?
Et altrix pulchra respondat: Non est Lindum, sed Londinium.

You can tell it's an old one because it's written in Latin. The version
I heard at school 50 years ago had 'Ludo' and 'Llandudno' as the key
words. I think 'Lum' or even 'Linum' would be better than 'Lindum'.
 
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