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Discussion in 'Beginner Electronics' started by Rich Grise, but drunk, Jan 16, 2006.

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  1. New Law!

    With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots,
    especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has
    established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the
    parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and
    safe environment is created for patrons.

    Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only
    parking lot in Minnesota.

    http://www.abiengr.com/~sysop/images/parking-lot.jpg

    Cheers!
    Rich
     
  2. What's the joke here, Rich?

    ;)
     
  3. Leo Lichtman

    Leo Lichtman Guest

    Rich, how many feminists dous it take to call you a jerk?

    ANSWER: None. It's obvious.
     
  4. Guest

    Not only politically incorrect, but also Geographicaly.

    MOA is not only not in Minneapolis, it's not even in the 1st ring of
    'burbs.
     
  5. §¤wñh£

    §¤wñh£ Guest

    Political correctness has gone mad. It's a JOKE get over it. I'm sure women
    have their men jokes.
     
  6. Guest

  7. I know. I used to live about a mile from it, in Bloomington. But who's
    ever heard of "Bloomington, Minnesota"?

    Thanks,
    Rich
     
  8. Guest

  9. rigger

    rigger Guest


    This has to be a fake otherwise the ground would be littered with cell
    phones. ;)

    I believe the combination of women drivers and cell phones might be the
    reason we don't see the personal aircar being developed. Too scary to
    contemplate. ;)

    dennis
    in nca
     
  10. Derek Potter

    Derek Potter Guest

    And you can't spell, and the word you're trying for doesn't need
    capitalization.
    What would Usenet be without nit-picking trolls?
     
  11. Gunner

    Gunner Guest

    Leo..when your roids get that bad..I suggest a Liberal coating of
    Preperation H.

    Gunner

    "Deep in her heart, every moslem woman yearns to show us her tits"
    John Griffin
     
  12. Keith

    Keith Guest

    My wife suggested that I check my dinner tonight. At lunch I found that
    she forgot to pack bread in my lunch kit. She put both in hers.
    ....must be a Girlyman Dem.
     
  13. mj

    mj Guest

    quote
    Leo..when your roids get that bad..I suggest a Liberal coating of
    Preperation H.

    Yeah, thats right! It's the Liberals fault that we now have female only
    parking!
    MJ
    PS...disclaimer. This is a joke. Please feel free to laugh. This may
    neccetate (necetate, nessetate, neccestate???) the removal of a cork in
    the nether regions of a body part.
    Good golly, I am just hilarious this morning.
    MJ
     
  14. Rich Grise

    Rich Grise Guest

    Not only that, but Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport is
    neither in Minneapolis _or_ Saint Paul! ;-)

    I guess us Minnesot'ns figure nobody's ever heard of Edina or Chanhassen,
    so they just say "Minneapolis".

    The world's first indoor mall, Southdale, is in Edina - it was built
    when that area was all prairie; nowadays Edina is like Irvine or Newport
    Beach, moneywise. ;-)

    Cheers!
    Rich
     
  15. Rich Grise

    Rich Grise Guest

    Heck, I've been called a jerk by women who didn't even claim to be
    feminists! ;-P

    Cheers!
    Rich
     
  16. Rich Grise

    Rich Grise Guest

    Necessitate. ;-)

    Cheers!
    Rich
     
  17. Guest

    But Minneapolis is a metropolis, isn't it?
     
  18. Rich Grise

    Rich Grise Guest

    Well, I guess you could say that, but the suburbs are still the suburbs.
    :) If I was on, say, a game show, and said that I was from Richfield,
    Minnesota, it might as well be Timbuktu. But people have _heard_ of
    Minneapolis. ;-P

    Thanks,
    Rich
     
  19. mj

    mj Guest

    Thanks Rich!
    Spelling wasn't my game this morning and I was too lazy to look it up
    in the dictionary. LOL. I knew none of them looked right.
    MJ
     
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