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Discussion in 'Electrical Engineering' started by Airy R.Bean, Jan 28, 2005.

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  1. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

    Your posting history suggests otherwise.

  2. Airy R.Bean, village idiot wrote:
    You can afford a holiday in Haiti on benefits? (should that be
    'Beanyfits')? Maybe I should quit my job and sign on.
  3. MattD..

    MattD.. Guest

    Because tracerOUtE shows only the location of the NOC at the ISP end of the
    ppp tunnel, not the actual location of the subscriber.
  4. If you have useful tranferable skills (eg electrical engineering,
    electronics, computing, anything medical/dental, just for starters) then
    you can indeed afford a holiday in Haiti on benefits. You will also
    get the opportunity to learn a fairly interesting, albeit not widely
    used, language. You will make a whole load of holiday friends who you
    won't have to worry about dropping in on you back home - as they
    certainly won't get visas.

    Oh, in between days on the beach with a bottle of coke in your hand
    (keep the bottle - you have to hand back an empty to buy a full one),
    you might care to make yourself feel good by doing the skills transfer bit.

    Several charities will actually pay for the flights, accomodation and a
    modest allowance..but not just at the moment as it is a tad dangerous,
    even for holiday-makers.
  5. Jock.

    Jock. Guest

    True, but the Yanks are too thick to appreciate that.

  6. Beanie would have the world believe he's the greatest thing since sliced
    bread. In reality I can't think of any 'useful transferable skills' he
    could prove, so I suppose that lets him out.

    You will also
    Judging by his posts he has enough trouble with English.

    You will make a whole load of holiday friends who you
    Sounds like a severe shortage of glass.
    I'll pay for Beanie's one way ticket.
  7. Well; I honestly offered to take it off his hands and reimburse his
    shipping while others were engaging him in ridicule. Now I fully
    understand why he gets the abuse he does:

    Sayeth the BEAN:

    ""You jest, sire!

    in message
    Joe Leikhim K4SAT
    "The RFI-EMI-GUY"

    The Lost Deep Thoughts By: Jack Handey
    Before a mad scientist goes mad, there's probably a time
    when he's only partially mad. And this is the time when he's
    going to throw his best parties.
  8. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

    Did you offer to pay the international shipping costs
    up front, 'cos it's a freebie? No, you did not.

    So, was your offer a serious one?

    No, it was not.

    There is a flaw in your logic, if you think that what
    has transpired justifies abusive behaviour.
  9. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest




    (The person who donated it to me was going to bin it anyway)
  10. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

    Point us to some postings that you have made
    mid-week from your mummy's house.

    Stupid boy.

  11. MattD..

    MattD.. Guest

    Turn it in, Gareth. Some people only post when they have something
    meaningful to say, unlike us. There is a life outside of Usenet, you know.
    I suggest you find one, post haste.

    Can you tell I'm bored, folks? Stuff this, I'm going to find out why the
    latest version of Gnome rig doesn't work.
  12. Brian Reay

    Brian Reay Guest


    You need to take more care and NOT give out details like this on the NG.

    It appears at least one contributor, posting under a false name attempting
    to conceal his identity, has already taken enough of an interest to try and
    locate you.

    I suggest you show the postings to your parents without delay.
  13. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

    Talking of falsity, I see that Mr.Reay resorts once
    again to spin-doctoring, side-stepping, bullshitting and
    downright lying! Is it not, in fact, he or she who masquerades
    as, "Aled Jones" who is making a showing of trying to make
    contact, with regard to obtaining a Bridge Megger, rather than vice versa?

    Talking of Mr.Reay, and therefore talking of falsity, is it
    not the case that "someone" was trying to prove that "Aled Jones"
    was not who "Aled Jones" seems, rather than trying to locate
    "Aled Jones"? Still, Mr.Reay has never been troubled in the past
    by the truth of what he posts, so why should he start today?

    I suggest that Mr.Reay should run sobbing and screaming along
    to his local plod pod without delay!

  14. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

    PS. It is only through Mr.Reay's own boastings that he
    has become known as a L.I.A.R.!
  15. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest



    Brian Reay has regularly used this NG, a NG to which
    children have access, to promote his sexual perversion
    which is an obsession with bestiality with sheep

    I suggest you show the postings to your parents without delay.
  16. Brian Reay

    Brian Reay Guest

    Well Gareth, a quick check would show that can't be the case. There is no
    NTL cable service in my road, it is private road which NTL won't cable.
  17. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

  18. Airy R.Bean

    Airy R.Bean Guest

    Are you an M3/CB Fools' Licensee, because your remarks
    below are a non-sequitur to mine?
  19. Spike

    Spike Guest

  20. My sister has an electric razor with a curly cord. Do you like
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