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Jackcsg
- Jan 1, 1970
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I went down town today to install a new alarm system, I brought in the
equipment and was only in the store for about five minutes.
When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"
He asked me if I was the alarm guy, I said yes, and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a big piece of horse crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
I told him what I thought about his mother.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the bastard. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My truck was parked around the corner,
and I would never work for ADT.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
equipment and was only in the store for about five minutes.
When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"
He asked me if I was the alarm guy, I said yes, and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a big piece of horse crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
I told him what I thought about his mother.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the bastard. The more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My truck was parked around the corner,
and I would never work for ADT.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
