JOB

Having seen details of vacancy 11142-55746 (Power Supply Design Engineer)
advertised by Jobsite, I would NOT like to apply for the position.

Let's just review your wishlist/bullshitlist....

"Exciting opportunity to join this leader in the electronics market to
generate innovative, cost effective and reliable PSU solutions to meet
product and customer specifications within agreed time scales.
Accountabilities: Work closely with project teams to provide appropriate
Power Supply solutions. Generate PSU specifications and hardware
documentation for proposed designs in line with the Development Process.
Produce PSU designs that ensure that the Annual Failure Rate of the overall
product is as low as possible commensurate with acceptable cost and
performance. Ensure the hardware is fully tested, debugged & qualified prior
to the product sign off. Undertake schematic generation, circuit analysis,
validation of hardware and PSU designs utilising the Company specified
hardware design tools. Produce breakdowns and task estimates for new
projects to ensure the project plan is both realistic and achievable.
Participate in and contribute to design and project reviews. Provide
maintenance support for existing designs ensuring prompt rectification of
problems.
Qualifications, Skills & Experience:
HND/Degree/Equivalent in Engineering or related subject. Analogue Hardware
design & development experience, some with direct involvement in Switch-Mode
Power Supply design.
In-depth knowledge of Hardware design & analysis tools and layout techniques
for Analogue and high-speed circuits."

And your admission.

"We act as a Recruitment Agency."

Brian Blessed would not be impressed.

You haven't managed to reach the level of pretending.

Thanks

Keith

 

http://pag.csail.mit.edu/~adonovan/dilbert/show.php?day=17&month=8&year=2004


martin

 

I should be sure there is some hidden meaning in that one...... or I might
think you have been a lazy arse by not trying to find a better one..... but
I'll trust you and try to work it out.

In the mean time

"Hi Keith,

Thanks for your application to vacancy 11142-55746 on Jobsite
(http://www.jobsite.co.uk).

You'll be pleased to know that your application is now available to John
Prodger Recruitment Ltd."

SNURK

DNA

 

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:11:27 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"

puke

I did try hardish to find a suitable dilbertian episodette, but my
mousefinger has angina backclickier

I've had similar non luck with http://www.inqjobs.co.uk/
<-C -C# -C++ -cobol -.net> in the search engine hides the bimbos

back to my +bondage + ripe_bananas etc. search.

But another nice sunset here, and how do those Spanish girls get into
the jeans....



martin

 

Genome wrote

I vaguely recall the fellow.

Graham

 

I think I got it....

Dilbert just got his (d)illusions destroyed but still doesn't realise how
complex the situation is....... Damn, needs to be.

As to the Spanish girls.... you might consider yourself to be a cool dude
but you suffer from being an ugly old fart. Unless I have mistaken you for
the Ayleward.

There is nothing to prove. Find yourself a nice chunky old one and teach her
how to make paella. Once she has sorted you out you can sell the program to
'the syndicate'.

I'll warn you now.... they want sex more times per second than you have
graduations on your signal generator.

DNA

 

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:43:24 +0100, martin griffith wrote:
[JOB] snipped

http://pag.csail.mit.edu/~adonovan/dilbert/show.php?day=14&month=8&year=2004

Cheers!
Rich

 

Paint.

Cheers!
Rich

 

http://www.cloneawillykit.com/


martin

 

Unfortunately there is no substitute for a full on Martin Griffith.

I suppose you'll have to get fit and eat your veggies.

DNA