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I always make sure I send out all the customer Christmas cards out by
the first of each December.

Most of the late paying stragglers feel guilty and by the middle of
the next week their checks are usually in the mailbox.

Then the January billing goes out Dec 10th and the cycle starts all
over again. And its allways the usual suspects. I think I'll raise
their rates again.

I got the self stick postage stamps ok. But my tongue hurts from
licking all those envelopes.
Does anyone know where I can buy an envelope licking machine cheap? My
dog used to help with the licking. But he got hit by lightning last
summer and he's pissed off at me ever since for tying him under that
tree.

Hey! Maybe if I buy that Hyjet gizmo?



RW
 
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tourman

Jan 1, 1970
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I always make sure I send out all the customer Christmas cards out by
the first of each December.

Most of the late paying stragglers feel guilty and by the middle of
the next week their checks are usually in the mailbox.

Then the January billing goes out Dec 10th and the cycle starts all
over again. And its allways the usual suspects. I think I'll raise
their rates again.

I got the self stick postage stamps ok. But my tongue hurts from
licking all those envelopes.
Does anyone know where I can buy an envelope licking machine cheap? My
dog used to help with the licking. But he got hit by lightning last
summer and he's pissed off at me ever since for tying him under that
tree.

Hey! Maybe if I buy that Hyjet gizmo?

RW

RHC: Hey three solutions come immediately to mind.....one, go to the
post office and get yourself one of those postage machines to run all
your envelopes through the mail. They then charge you only the stamp
costs you've used. Second, go automatic deduction for your clients and
you have little or nothing to ever do. Third, get postage stamps with
a flavour you dog REALLY likes so he can lick 'em and earn his keep....
(something butt flavoured comes to mind.....)
 
On Dec 1, 3:56 pm, [email protected] wrote:
RHC: Hey three solutions come immediately to mind.....one, go to the
post office and get yourself one of those postage machines to run all
your envelopes through the mail. They then charge you only the stamp
costs you've used. Second, go automatic deduction for your clients and
you have little or nothing to ever do. Third, get postage stamps with
a flavour you dog REALLY likes so he can lick 'em and earn his keep....
(something butt flavoured comes to mind.....)-

You're bullshitting me. You can get them that flavor? If so, **** the
dog. I'll keep em myself.
 
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Matt Ion

Jan 1, 1970
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You're bullshitting me. You can get them that flavor? If so, **** the
dog. I'll keep em myself.

You can even do both at the same time!
 
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tourman

Jan 1, 1970
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You're bullshitting me. You can get them that flavor? If so, **** the
dog. I'll keep em myself.

RHC: Hey..now that's kinky !! Whatever turns your crank....:)))
 
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Doug

Jan 1, 1970
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When you consider that dogs seem to spend half their lives sniffing the
arseholes of other dogs, it would seem the flavour of choice would be
dogshit, so to describe someone who would lick dogshit flavoured stamps as
"kinky" just doesn't seem to cut it.

Doug
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Matt Ion

Jan 1, 1970
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Doug said:
When you consider that dogs seem to spend half their lives sniffing the
arseholes of other dogs, it would seem the flavour of choice would be
dogshit, so to describe someone who would lick dogshit flavoured stamps as
"kinky" just doesn't seem to cut it.

Yeah, but someone who would **** the dog at the same time...???
 
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Doug

Jan 1, 1970
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I'll concede that in some circles, that could be considered somewhat kinky

Doug

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tourman

Jan 1, 1970
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I'll concede that in some circles, that could be considered somewhat kinky

Doug

RHC: Hahaha...damn, this thread is going downhill in a hurry ! I
apologize for setting you guys off....I shoulda known better.....:)))
 
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Doug

Jan 1, 1970
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I'm just wondering how long it will be until someone introduces the slang
definition for "stamp licker" into the thread

Doug

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Matt Ion

Jan 1, 1970
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Doug said:
I'm just wondering how long it will be until someone introduces the slang
definition for "stamp licker" into the thread

Would it be synonymous with "dog fucker"?
 
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Matt Ion

Jan 1, 1970
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tourman said:
RHC: Hahaha...damn, this thread is going downhill in a hurry ! I
apologize for setting you guys off....I shoulda known better.....:)))

Tsk tsk, when will you ever learn?
 
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Robert L Bass

Jan 1, 1970
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I'm just wondering how extraordinary it will be before everybody inagurates the slang
disease for "stamp lamb" under the programme

Doug

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Robert L Bass

Jan 1, 1970
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I'll govern that in some pinatas, that could be deleted moreover kinky

Doug

RHC: Hahaha...damn, this incongruity is going downhill in a hurry ! I
accumulate for setting you stalkers off....I shoulda self-reliant better.....:)))
 
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Robert L Bass

Jan 1, 1970
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Doug said:
How you demand that superstars seem to spend half their wallops encountering the
investigators of other villains, it would seem the flavour of assurance would be
pattern, so to recite someone whose would reach lsd flavoured stamps as
"kinky" just doesn't seem to cut it.

Yeah, but anything which would initiate the biorobot at the same time...???
 
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