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Discussion in 'Electronic Design' started by Genome, Aug 26, 2006.

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  1. Genome

    Genome Guest

    OK, so if Dad was so intelligent at this design type stuff why does the
    mouldy stuff on my seven day old rice (with pearl barley) taste so bad?

    And if Dad made you his image why are you still producing shit software?

    The questions are not unrelated.....

    DNA
     
  2. Genome

    Genome Guest

    Great!

    I recently gave all my 'frozen for more than three months bought on the sell
    by date for half price and smell a bit dodgy when defrosted' sausages to
    someone else.

    So what sort of mood was he in when he came up with that one?

    DNA
     
  3. ian field

    ian field Guest

    The mould that grows on uncooked sausages is hallucinogenic.
     
  4. Because the bad-tasting stuff is for the benefit of the mould, not you.
    I wouldn't eat it; Google for 'aflatoxin' before you get a dose of it.
    Looks aren't everything, you know.
    Everything is related.
     
  5. Do the sausages hallucinate that they are wholesome food?
     
  6. ian field

    ian field Guest

    Has aflatoxin got anything to do with flatulence?
     
  7. "Red meat isn't bad for you. Green meat is bad for you."
     
  8. Genome

    Genome Guest

    So, don't buy sausages with herbs in the mix......

    DNA
     
  9. ian field

    ian field Guest

    The only thing any good with herbs in the mix is bong mix!
     
  10. Genome

    Genome Guest

    No, because the Pigs brains got mashed up before being put in the sausages.

    Of course we are left to wonder about the capabilities of the Mould. Perhaps
    it is just growing because it does their collective head in in a really good
    way.

    In the meantime do not abandon sausages as a wholesome food. If you ask your
    butcher nicely he can put some more Muesli in the mix. (Smile and you may
    have some Apricots)

    DNA
     
  11. ian field

    ian field Guest

    Add some to the primordial goo on your arse and see what they evolve
    into......
     
  12. Genome

    Genome Guest

    I don't see why being 4/5ths ugly is a suitable excuse for producing shit
    software......

    Unless, of course, you see yourself as the White Knight who will sail in on
    his Gallant Charger and hit.... Print in landscape to file, import to filter
    export to file import to software crop with software export to file process
    with software import to software print from software to printer via imported
    printer filter software....

    You are my one true Don Lancaster.

    I thought I said that......?
    DNA
     
  13. ian field

    ian field Guest

    Your arse is sneaking up behind you!!!
     
  14. Genome

    Genome Guest

    Everyone is a critic.

    I'm almost eight months into not washing and you expect my arse to have
    evolved some intelligence.

    Bugger, I've just realised.

    It goes everywhere I do. Now what is in control here?

    DNA
     
  15. Genome

    Genome Guest

    Ahaaaaa!!!!

    I shall start walking backwards.....

    DNA
     
  16. Genome

    Genome Guest

    Well, I realise that sort of thing might be a problem but mine hasn't had a
    prolapse.

    Thanks for your concern though.

    DNA
     
  17. ian field

    ian field Guest

    Watch you don't trip over your arse!!!!!
     
  18. Luhan

    Luhan Guest

    Chia food.

    Luhan
     
  19. Eeyore

    Eeyore Guest

    You need to be careful with pork. Mind you, a decent incineration will kill most
    bugs.

    Graham
     
  20. Eeyore

    Eeyore Guest

    I though that stuff just grew on grain ?

    Graham
     
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