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How to turn a cellphone into a microwave gun???

Discussion in 'Electronic Equipment' started by Allan Niceberth, Dec 14, 2005.

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  1. I heard this is possible. Can you tell me how to modify a cellphone ?
  2. Marky

    Marky Guest

    It is definately not possible as the force needed to penetrate the average
    microwave oven is a lot more
    than you can get from a cellphone.

    Try using a hammer and screwdriver.
  3. Not true. It's just a question of getting the cellphone up to a sufficient
    velocity. The mass of a cellphone is much greater than that of a hammer, as
    long as the SUV and driver remain attached to it.
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  5. Robert Baer

    Robert Baer Guest

    *Exactly* the same way Scotty modifies a communicator into a phasor!
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