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How to repair a suitcase nuke???

Discussion in 'Electronic Repair' started by Lucas J.Riesau, Jun 3, 2007.

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  1. I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
    on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
    but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

    How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

    Please help!!!
  2. Smitty Two

    Smitty Two Guest

    You'll need the schematic. Post the make and model number. I'll check my
    Sam's file, and could let you have a copy for $37,000 cash.
  3. "Lucas J.Riesau" () writes:

    Take note, if the subject header wasn't clue enough, that this guy
    is a troll. Not only did he post it
    to but also alt.swordfighting So it's one
    of those occasional nonsense posts, nominally on topic, where the
    goal is to get replies in that other newsgroup. Anyone who doesn't
    cut out the other newsgroup when replying has helped to satisfy
    the troll.

    Oddly, I hadn't seen one of these in some time, and I had thought/hoped
    that we'd seen the last of them.


  4. I did! See subject line above.

    Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
    prove it.
    Member of DAV #85.

    Michael A. Terrell
    Central Florida
  5. GPE

    GPE Guest

    I remember one of the electronics design magazines had a nuclear article on
    April Fools day. They had a pretty good write up on a nuclear powered UPS
    for your desktop computer. Haven't seen a link for this in some time. But
    I can imagine a mini-nuke under the desk by your gonads for 8 hours a day
    would work wonders.
  6. jakdedert

    jakdedert Guest

    Lighten up. These threads have elicited some amusing--and even
    enlightening--replies in the past. So might this one if somebody
    doesn't throw a wet blanket over it....

    Heaven forbid that we might have a little fun once in a while. In any
    case, it's hardly the classic troll, where the poster attempts to
    inflame the group with some emotionally laden subject...except in your
    case, of course.

  7. Gonzo

    Gonzo Guest

    Probably got it from China. Cost was $1 , postage was $30.000.
    It comes marked as a gift.
  8. Sam Goldwasser's Repair FAQ covers everything. Or ask Jack Bauer's
    dad, Philip Bauer (he didn't really die on the oil rig, you know?).

    But I think that you have a fake because real Russian suitcase bombs
    are made of stainless steel and don't rust. You gotta be careful when
    buying off Craig's List or eBay.
  9. Smitty Two

    Smitty Two Guest

    That's good information. Maybe you should think about writing one of
    those buyer's guides for ebay: "Spotting a counterfeit suitcase nuke."
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