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alindsey

Jan 1, 1970
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My Panasonic home theater system pretty much works great. However, quite
frequently the sound will be interupted by a popping static noise. Does
anyone know how to help me? Any help would be appreciated.
 
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Rich Grise

Jan 1, 1970
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My Panasonic home theater system pretty much works great. However, quite
frequently the sound will be interupted by a popping static noise. Does
anyone know how to help me? Any help would be appreciated.

You have the volume too loud, and you're listening to the wrong style
of "music". What you hear is the sound of the popping of your own
personal neuromycothyricin vesicles. This is a very unhealthy condition
that could lead to neuroplastia, macrophagia, and all manner of
horrifying ailments. Because of the proximity of the vesicles to the
delicate grey matter of the brain, it has not yet been determined
how adverse and effect this has on the intelligence of the listener,
as evidence appears to be primarily anecdotal. (there are those
who claim that the brain damage came _first_. Poppycock!)

So, turn it down and stop destroying your mind, and those of your
neighbors.

Good Luck!
Rich
 
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Tom Biasi

Jan 1, 1970
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Rich Grise said:
You have the volume too loud, and you're listening to the wrong style
of "music". What you hear is the sound of the popping of your own
personal neuromycothyricin vesicles. This is a very unhealthy condition
that could lead to neuroplastia, macrophagia, and all manner of
horrifying ailments. Because of the proximity of the vesicles to the
delicate grey matter of the brain, it has not yet been determined
how adverse and effect this has on the intelligence of the listener,
as evidence appears to be primarily anecdotal. (there are those
who claim that the brain damage came _first_. Poppycock!)

So, turn it down and stop destroying your mind, and those of your
neighbors.

Good Luck!
Rich
Sounds like you have encountered Allen before :)
 
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NRen2k5

Jan 1, 1970
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My Panasonic home theater system pretty much works great. However, quite
frequently the sound will be interupted by a popping static noise. Does
anyone know how to help me? Any help would be appreciated.

Are you entirely sure it's related to the home theater setup? It could
possibly be scratches on your DVD's, or if you're watching satellite TV or
digital cable TV, it could be a slightly weak signal.

- NRen2k5
 
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