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Rick

Jan 1, 1970
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Can any of the subscriber direct me to a site where I can download a
circuit that I can build that will discourage dogs not to bark.

I understand these circuit works in such a way that, when a dog bark a
receiver picks up the sound and then the unit emits a frequency that
the dog is not too keen, on hence discouraging the dog to bark.

I believe that such devices do exist commercially.

Many Thanks.

Rick.
 
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krikkit

Jan 1, 1970
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I trust that the dogs that are barking are not your own, rather those of an
inconsiderate neighbor?
I've got lots of experience with those, tried a few things including a high
powered tweeter driven by an audio oscillator and amp, but it didn't seem to
have much effect. Final solution was to move.....
Kevin
 
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Rick

Jan 1, 1970
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krikkit said:
I trust that the dogs that are barking are not your own, rather those of an
inconsiderate neighbor?
I've got lots of experience with those, tried a few things including a high
powered tweeter driven by an audio oscillator and amp, but it didn't seem to
have much effect. Final solution was to move.....
Kevin

Kev,

Thanks for your reply and words of encouragement!

Correct the dogs are not mine, if they were I would make sure they get
the love, affection and exercise that they deserve.

I have verbally complained to the owners in the past and was met with
the answer, “they are just dogs that seem to bark a
lot”!!!

Just thought this method was worth a try without getting the
authorities involved.

Thanks to all.

Rick. :(
 
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Rich Andrews

Jan 1, 1970
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[email protected] (Rick) wrote in @posting.google.com:
Kev,

Thanks for your reply and words of encouragement!

Correct the dogs are not mine, if they were I would make sure they get
the love, affection and exercise that they deserve.

I have verbally complained to the owners in the past and was met with
the answer, “they are just dogs that seem to bark a
lot”!!!

Just thought this method was worth a try without getting the
authorities involved.

Thanks to all.

Rick. :(

You could buy the dogs some rawhide chews. Dogs don't bark and chew at
the same time. A big beef bone would suffice as well.

You could burn a dog in effigy. That might make the neighbor think twice.

Call the police and lodge a complaint. Be prepared with the date and time
you discussed the issue with the inconsiderate goobers next door.

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tweak

Jan 1, 1970
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[email protected] (Rick) wrote in @posting.google.com:


You could buy the dogs some rawhide chews. Dogs don't bark and chew at
the same time. A big beef bone would suffice as well.

You could burn a dog in effigy. That might make the neighbor think twice.

Call the police and lodge a complaint. Be prepared with the date and time
you discussed the issue with the inconsiderate goobers next door.

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You can:
Shoot the dogs. But it's really not their fault, just being dogs.
Shoot the owner. From what you said it would be a justice for all
involved and your other neighbors might give you a medal for the good
deed.
File a complaint with the police. Be sure to set up a microphone out
one of your windows and get an audible recording of the noise to
present to the law. If they come and see that even with the microphone
places a distance from the dogs and you still got loud barking on tape
they're more likely to take action.
You could fight fire with fire: i.e. get a really big pa speaker and
aim at your nighbors house. When his dogs wake you up with barking
late at night pass the misery back at 'em. I find rap music or
thrash/speed metal to be quite effective.
mount the pa speaker in your attic, out one of the end vents and
directly at your neighbors window/s. make sure your amp can produce at
least 110 dbs of sound pressure. 140 is better.
I used a setup one that was highly directional. It consisted of the
coil housing of an outdoor pa speaker(sans horn) and a length of the
hard rubber tubing used in police sirens mounted over a inverted metal
conical funnel boltd to the front of the coil housing.
This gave me a highly directional noise maker.
I aimed it at the front picture window of my offending neighbor and
drove him nuts with high noise pumped out at a ear splitting 130 dbs.
Got that bastard to move instead!
If you got a fck wit of a redneck neighbor just gotta suck up and kick
'em where it hurts. They don't mind making your life a living hell and
if the truth was told they probably get a chuckle outof doing it.
 
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Ken G.

Jan 1, 1970
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I like the sound blaster story :) I have had barking dog problems
every place i have lived .
One place was so bad with 2 small dogs in a fenced yard while the people
were gone all day & evening .
The dogs had a doggy door because i kept seeing them bouncing on the
couch inside their house in the window and back outside .. back & fourth
... I went outside and soaked both dogs over the fence with my hose &
really got um wet then watched them go inside & bounce on the couch all
wet . That did no good .
I then put a tape recorder on the fence and recorded the dogs .. went in
and called them & left their dogs barking on their answering machine .
They didnt like that at all ... still didnt help i had to move and i was
buying the place .
 
Rick said:
Kev,

Thanks for your reply and words of encouragement!

Correct the dogs are not mine, if they were I would make sure they get
the love, affection and exercise that they deserve.

I have verbally complained to the owners in the past and was met with
the answer, “they are just dogs that seem to bark a
lot”!!!

Just thought this method was worth a try without getting the
authorities involved.

Thanks to all.

Rick. :(

Why not get the "authorities" involved?
Many towns have an animal control officer. Call and complain to that
person. Hell you pay taxes, ty to get something for your money.

LB
 
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Gary

Jan 1, 1970
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Go out and give them a couple bars of chocolate daily. They won't bark but
for a couple of days longer.
 
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tweak

Jan 1, 1970
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Go out and give them a couple bars of chocolate daily. They won't bark but
for a couple of days longer.


.

Next time hose the dogs down with buck scent. You can buy it in the
sporting goods section or from hunting supply shops.
It's a synthetic hormone to attract male deer during hunting season.
Smells like a mooses asshole. Very vile indeed.
It comes in liquid form in small bottles all theway up to gallon jugs.
Just use it in one of those garden sprayer attachment with the setting
for highest concentration. Worse that skunk urine!
And what's really hilarious is that it will never come out of
upholstery! HAHA!
Another trick is to feed the dogs some gaines burgers laced with
x-lax. load em up with a burger or two first then give them the laced
one last. They'll go in to sleep off the fullmeal and will wake up
with a sudden case of the runs! The smell will never come out of the
carpet.
Another trick in the sound department is to agitate the muts to wake
up their owners in the middle of the night.
Tape recordings of cats yowling played at high volume will usually get
most dogs barking their heads off. just play it at four in the
morning. Hey, they can't complain if your cats make noise if they
allow their dogs to do likewise.
NEVER let an asshole neighbor run you off. It only encourages them to
be bigger assholes to the next person. Ya gotta get militant on their
ass.
 
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Steve C.

Jan 1, 1970
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Kev,

Thanks for your reply and words of encouragement!

Correct the dogs are not mine, if they were I would make sure they get
the love, affection and exercise that they deserve.

I have verbally complained to the owners in the past and was met with
the answer, “they are just dogs that seem to bark a
lot”!!!

Just thought this method was worth a try without getting the
authorities involved.

Thanks to all.

Rick. :(

You're best bet would be to toss 'em some steaks with strychnine on
them. Make sure you do it late at night when nobody will see you. It's
worked quite nicely for me in the past.
 
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krikkit

Jan 1, 1970
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Why not get the "authorities" involved?
Many towns have an animal control officer. Call and complain to that
person. Hell you pay taxes, ty to get something for your money.

LB


In my case the "authorities" were part of the problem. Since I lived in the
country it was felt that dogs barking were only natural. The bylaw used the
word "excessive" which is of course is too objective. Depends on who you're
asking doesn't it? In my opinion, a neighbor's dog should not bark and
stand on it's rear legs, tugging on it's chain from the time it spots a
passerby until he is long out of sight. Maybe I'm just a bit too
sensitive???

Speaking to the owners resulted in having a fist shaken in my face and
being told to mind my own f@#$ing business. I set up a camcorder in an upper
bedroom window, connected to a VCR with an 8hr tape and with an external mic
taped to the outside of the glass. I went through the tape and noted every
instance the animal barked, the cause and the duration. I edited the tape
with just the highlights and passed this and the log on to the animal
control officer. This animal barked when someone walked by on the road, (a
full 300 feet from the dog), when I went to my back deck and opened the BBQ
(or caused any other noise for that matter) I'm not talking about just a few
yelps. For a passerby, it would last for 20 minutes.

So I got no results from the 'authorities', I went to the Provincial
ombudsman, who looked into the matter, this pressure resulted in the county
charging the dog's owner. There was a small fine and an undertaking to solve
the problem. The method to solve the problem? Build a fence to make an
enclosed run for the dog! Now, even I know that a dog barks for attention,
put him in a fenced area where he can't see anything won't help. The best
part..they gave him 9 months to built this fence!

The problem persisted, I'd call again and make complaints, but the county
wouldn't do anything because as far as they were concerned, the problem had
been addressed. All this time, I'm thinking I should have just slipped some
poisioned meat into it's reach and never said anything at all. But since I
had made a complaint first, if anything happened to the dog, I'd be the
first suspect no matter who had done it. I began to fear that other
neighbours or even the owner himself would destroy it,knowing I'd be blamed.
Before the nine months were up, I moved, couldn't stand it any longer. About
six months later, I was in the old neighbourhood and noticed that there
still was no fence, so I called the county office about it.

I was told that there since there had been no more complaints in recent
months they would be taking no action on the matter. I thanked the asshole
for all the opurtunities I'd been given for exercise by the endless
run-a-round.
 
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B.Toff

Jan 1, 1970
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krikkit said:
I trust that the dogs that are barking are not your own, rather those of an
inconsiderate neighbor?
I've got lots of experience with those, tried a few things including a high
powered tweeter driven by an audio oscillator and amp, but it didn't seem to
have much effect. Final solution was to move.....
Kevin

I used a BB gun with a poison dart, it worked a treat and killed the noisy
mutt, also I threw a pint of brake fluid over the hood of the suckers car
causing him to need a repaint job, then I sent him a "happydeadogpaintjob"
card !!! He moved!! and I could live in peace, total cost 10 bucks!!
 
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Rich Andrews

Jan 1, 1970
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Go out and give them a couple bars of chocolate daily. They won't bark but
for a couple of days longer.


Make sure it is dark chocolate. The critters might not succumb to milk
chocolate.

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Rich Andrews

Jan 1, 1970
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Next time hose the dogs down with buck scent. You can buy it in the
sporting goods section or from hunting supply shops.
It's a synthetic hormone to attract male deer during hunting season.
Smells like a mooses asshole. Very vile indeed.
It comes in liquid form in small bottles all theway up to gallon jugs.
Just use it in one of those garden sprayer attachment with the setting
for highest concentration. Worse that skunk urine!
And what's really hilarious is that it will never come out of
upholstery! HAHA!
Another trick is to feed the dogs some gaines burgers laced with
x-lax. load em up with a burger or two first then give them the laced
one last. They'll go in to sleep off the fullmeal and will wake up
with a sudden case of the runs! The smell will never come out of the
carpet.
Another trick in the sound department is to agitate the muts to wake
up their owners in the middle of the night.
Tape recordings of cats yowling played at high volume will usually get
most dogs barking their heads off. just play it at four in the
morning. Hey, they can't complain if your cats make noise if they
allow their dogs to do likewise.
NEVER let an asshole neighbor run you off. It only encourages them to
be bigger assholes to the next person. Ya gotta get militant on their
ass.

What is even more interesting is subsonic or super sonic sweep generators.
People can't hear it, but the dogs sure as hell can. Sweeping from 15-
30kc should drive the dogs crazy.


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Rich Andrews

Jan 1, 1970
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B.Toff said:
of seem

I used a BB gun with a poison dart, it worked a treat and killed the noisy
mutt, also I threw a pint of brake fluid over the hood of the suckers car
causing him to need a repaint job, then I sent him a "happydeadogpaintjob"
card !!! He moved!! and I could live in peace, total cost 10 bucks!!

I know what to do. Order up a HailShield from hailshield.com and install
the horn at the neighbors house.

What will that do?

"The generator works exactly like a shot gun. When it is fired, it gives a
two ton thrust at the area of most resistance, the butt. The two tons of
thrust can not pass through the butt, so the thrust reverses, and goes out
through the barrel. This is the 'BOOM' that we hear. When the explosive
force goes upward, it creates a vacuum, that opens the two check valves
that are built into the butt. These check valves open and draw air into
the generator. This air follows the explosive thrust at super sonic
speeds. When directed by the barrel, this air becomes the 'Shock Wave',
that you can see and hear a few seconds after the initial 'BOOM'. This is
repeated every five and quarter seconds."

"The HAIL SHIELD generator, provides a shock wave that is projected toward
the hail baring cloud with a 4000 lb. thrust."

Chalk it up to a sonic boom if the buttmunch says anything. I wonder if
you could knock a dog on its ass with that thing?

Now *there* is a boom box!



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