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  1. Proteus VII

    Proteus VII Guest

    Ancient ArcHimedes' Troll

    I've got this feeling that you want to go to the atomic age If this is
    so let me know

    I am Proteus
     
  2. You're an idiot. Make a complaint based on a lie, and it will be YOU
    they begin watching, dumbass.
    What is an inslut, Roy? Your mother?

    Your gay slurs and claiming to be a lawn-mower is about as trollerific
    as it gets, you stupid little wanna be like the rest old man.

    You are pathetic, Roy... truly so.
    You're an idiot.

    You're an idiot.
    You're a liar, an idiot, and a racist, bigoted troll. You can claim to
    be nice all you want, Roy... but I know what you are really about.

    No. I have been in the group since before the turn of the century. You
    have abused the group nearly as long.
    As a troll retard, yes... you do.
    In your dreams, pussy boy.
    Hey, Roy... You do know that this group is for adults, right? Isn't
    there a sexuality group that you need to go play in, pervert?
    You're an idiot, Roy. As you and your RoyTard iterations play retarded
    twit participants in this group, I will ALWAYS be here to point out just
    how retarded you are, and all your threats of legal action, etc. only
    serves to make me and others laugh... really hard... at you.
    Bwuahahahaha!
     
  3. Archtrickedes' For God's Sake ~ You're a Freakin Fairytale Troll how
    did you expect to be treated? Rwahahahahaha ....

    Fucked by your own devices .....

    REHABILITATE !

    RQT
     
  4. Archimedes', for a Troll thou art very touchy and intolerant about The
    Roi., I will slay thee anyway and end thine misery...Come to yon square
    tomorrow at noon., it'll be swift and painless.Ye Bastard !

    The Mighty WontVolt
     
  5. Did it come with a model rocket kit?
     
  6. From: (Hope for the Heartless)
    One company made a 'humane' trap, which consisted of a tube with a
    motor-cocked spring-loaded piston. The motor would push the piston near
    the open end of the tube, where it would latch, waiting for a mouse.
    When one entered the tube (where the bait was), it broke an IR beam
    which released the catch on the piston. The piston, driven by the spring
    would retract down the length of the tube rapidly, drawing a vacuum and
    pulling the mouse in. A ways down the tube, the bottom opened into a
    container into which the mouse, still alive, was deposited (no doubt
    thinking "WTF just happened?!!"). The motor would then drive the piston
    back to its cocked position.
    You were given the choice whether to kill the mice or release them (far,
    far away, of course).

    Did it come with a model rocket kit?

    That is a thought..or Catapult the insidious little varments to the next
    kingdom };-{)

    The Mighty WontVolt
     
  7. Proteus VII

    Proteus VII Guest

    ArchTroll appear

    I will video tape the action of your attack and record the battle at the
    square for all to see

    I am Proteus
     
  8. Archimedes' Troll, To stay within the charter of The Group I will
    develop new electrical engineered technology from your body parts.

    I will use thine blood as fuel to power a new motor vehicle, thine hair
    for a new radiating transmitter, enough of cat whiskers it'll be Troll
    Whiskers from here on...Now thine hooves, from thine hooves I will make
    ashtrays to amuse my guests, smokers and non smokers alike will marvel
    at there sight adorning my electric shops vestibule.

    Do not be absent or late - ye'd make me grow impatient.

    Thou wouldnst like me if I grew impatient.

    The Mighty WontVolt
     
  9. Palindrome

    Palindrome Guest

    Dartmoor (where I live) has quite a large natural bird of prey community
    - not to mention the odd school of falconry. I'm sure that they would
    much approve of this method of disposing of unwanted rodents. :)
     
  10. Roy

    Roy Guest

    Alright, fuckit, I'm leaving, never to answer or post anything
    again.When even lalinda Sue ignores me, I guess it's really it's time to
    go.

    Thanks for the ride - It's been real..

    Tallyho, adeux, chiao, goodbye.
    hasta la vista babies...

    Roy Q.T.
    [have tools, will travel]
     
  11. daestrom

    daestrom Guest

    Not very 'humane' though. As a kid we put a small frog in the nose of such
    a rocket. The results was a puree of blood and guts in the nose cone. We
    know the parachute opened properly and lowered the rocket slowly to earth as
    the rest of the rocket was quite intact (an unopened parachute would always
    result in a grounded rocket until we could repair the damage). We came to
    the conclusion that those little rockets have a *considerable* acceleration
    at lift-off :)

    daestrom
     

  12. Yeah, Roy. You take the cake.

    Don't go away mad, just go away...

    Don't have a nice life...
     
  13. Bullshit. Even a 20G launch wouldn't "puree" your critter.

    It was landing impact. Use a little common sense.
     
  14. They do. But it could have been the small charge that blows the nose
    cone that squished your frog.
     
  15. Proteus VII

    Proteus VII Guest

    user Roykey

    Too bad you had to leave
    you won't be missing much

    If you read this someone left a foot in user Archimedes' ass Apparently
    he still has something to gripe about it must be that electricians shoe
    lodge between his buttocks
    Is it yours

    I am Proteus
     
  16. I believeth yon troll will be wearing that footwear up his ISPooper for
    a very long time.

    Re: connecting batteries in parallel or series, myth and theory
    NewsgroupsAnswer 
    Subject: Re: connecting batteries in parallel or series, myth and theory
    From: (StickThatInYourPipeAndSmokeIt)
    aka (Archimedes' Lever)
    and other such nonsensical names
    Newsgroups: alt.engineering.electrical
    Organization: thusspoke.org <=F-ing Trolls
    Date: Dec 31 1969 16:00:00
    On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 02:39:09 -0400, (Roy) wrote:
    [ Not this dust head again ]
      You''re a fucking retard, Roy.  Get it through your fucking
    head.  You
    do NOT know the first thing about making a PROPER, ACCEPTABLE post in
    Usenet.
    <snippette>
        Main reason: That fucktard WebTV ISP you have, and your
    fucktard stupid interface to OUR forum.
      Since you are too stupid to have a real ISP, and a real computer,
    you are obviously also too fucking stupid to have any form of real new
    reading client.
     Hell, you probably don''t even know what the word "client" means in
    this context.

    Date Subject  Author31.12.  
    © 2009 Internet Business Systems, Inc.
    +1 (408) 850-9206 Contact Us, or visit our other sites:
    -------------there is much more-------

    The proof is in the pudding, yon trolls have posted and sponsor to this
    group from swanky faggoty cybercafes and other fairytale places where,
    according to them, is not "gay" at all.

    Yeah I say unto thee - ancient anal coxtrolls are older than woodstock
    concerts., stufft shirt trash, I will slay them.

    The netherworld awaits them.

    The Mighty WontVolt
     
  17. Nice try, Roy, but tooting your own horn is simply tooting your own
    horn, toot boy.
     
  18. Proteus VII

    Proteus VII Guest

    user Archimedes'

    Quit trolling around and reschedule for your annual anal probing you
    missed your last appointment if you do not comply your mental faculties
    will be suspended

    I am Proteus
     
  19. daestrom

    daestrom Guest

    Well that may be. I looked up the Estes rocket engines and the peak thrust
    for a B6 series engine is about 12 N. Given a rocket of about 40 g and a
    frog of about the same weight, that means a peak acceleration of 150 m/s or
    about 15 g's.

    Don't know if that would break most of the bones in a frog crammed into a
    payload capsule or not. (we didn't create any sort of 'acceleration couch'
    for the little guy) But as I said before (and obviously Archimedes can't
    read), I know the landing was relatively mild since all the balsa wood fins
    were still intact. We had to repair enough of those that we were always
    relieved to see the parachute open :)

    So your idea about the parachute ejection charge might be right. I couldn't
    find any data regarding the magnitude of this charge but I remember it does
    'pop' the nose cone pretty good. That's why the shock cord I reckon.

    daestrom
     
  20. I saw that. It, however, is not due to launch acceleration forces.

    It really is just that simple.
     
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