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Designing a vibrator

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Check It Out

Jan 1, 1970
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A telephone pole, manhole cover and a jackhammer ought to do it for you.
 
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Dave VanHorn

Jan 1, 1970
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Check It Out said:
A telephone pole, manhole cover and a jackhammer ought to do it for you.

Don't forget Duct Tape!
 
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Walter Harley

Jan 1, 1970
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for my asshole.

What do I need?

The usual underspecified question. How come so many questions on this
newsgroup are like this? And I'll bet that the OP never returns to answer
any of these questions. For the sake of posterior, er, posterity:

1) Why do you want to design one? What about the existing units isn't good
enough?

2) How big is your asshole?

3) What power source are you envisioning? In particular, how long do you
need it to run for, and how bulky are you willing for it to be?

4) What is your level of skill? (With electronics and fabrication, that is;
your level of skill with your asshole is not relevant, at this point.)

5) What tools and materials do you have access to? (Same qualifications as
previous question.)

Answering DNA's earlier list of questions would also be helpful.
 
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Brian

Jan 1, 1970
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Just insert your finger if you haven't already and then give it a wiggle
 
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Paul Burke

Jan 1, 1970
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Stan said:
for my asshole.

What do I need?

A jump start lead, a mains plug and a length of alumimium rod, say 3"
diameter. Machine the rod to a suitable profile, and attach to one of
the jump leads. Attach the other end of the jump leads to the mains
plug. Insert the rod in said orifice, attach the clip of the other lead
to the masculine member (I mean your willie, not Tony Blair). Plug in
and turn on. Don't forget to tell us about the experience.

Paul Burke
 
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AndyC the WB

Jan 1, 1970
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Stan> for my asshole. What do I need?

Please do not feed the troll.

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Ian Stirling

Jan 1, 1970
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Going off at a tangent, do these things have to comply to any
special regulations?
 
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Steve Andrew

Jan 1, 1970
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Ian said:
Going off at a tangent, do these things have to comply to any
special regulations?

Customer satisfaction ? ;->
 
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Michael Black

Jan 1, 1970
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Ian said:
Going off at a tangent, do these things have to comply to any
special regulations?

What, like the ACME Institute of Sex, providing a rating on how good
the vibrator works sexually?

Or are you thinking of safety standards? I'm sure a lot of them avoid
a lot of trouble by running off batteries, which bring in problems
with their intended use, since the batteries wear out rapidly, and
unless things have changed, they use a rheostat for power control,
draining the batteries further and causing problems when the rheostats
go bad from too much current through them. On the other hand, I'm sure
there are issues of making sure that the innards do not break throught
the covering, though I'm not sure such issues are controlled.

Michael
 
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Bob Stephens

Jan 1, 1970
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which bring in problems with their intended use

I think that is the root of the problem %-----)
 
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