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MassiveProng

Jan 1, 1970
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After Da Game, where Da Colts beat Da Bears, there was Da Hug!
 
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MassiveProng

Jan 1, 1970
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What game was that?

John


Da Superbowl, just Ta day!

Both coaches performed Da Hug.

Did you not watch Da Game?
 
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John Perry

Jan 1, 1970
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MassiveProng said:
After Da Game, where Da Colts beat Da Bears, there was Da Hug!

??I don't know of any leagues that have Colts and Bears??

....of course, I only watch soccer regularly.

John Perry
 
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John Larkin

Jan 1, 1970
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Da Superbowl, just Ta day!

Both coaches performed Da Hug.

Did you not watch Da Game?


Actually, we watched the Queen Mary II come in under the Golden Gate
Bridge. Pretty big boat.

John
 
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MassiveProng

Jan 1, 1970
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Actually, we watched the Queen Mary II come in under the Golden Gate
Bridge. Pretty big boat.

John


Da Boat!
 
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Eeyore

Jan 1, 1970
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John said:
Actually, we watched the Queen Mary II come in under the Golden Gate
Bridge. Pretty big boat.

Boat ? You landlubber !

At the time of her construction in 2003, the QM2 was the longest, widest and
tallest passenger ship ever built, and at 148,528 gross tons, was also the
largest. She lost that last distinction to Royal Caribbean International's
154,407 gross ton Freedom of the Seas in April 2006, but QM2 remains the largest
ocean liner (as opposed to cruise ship) ever built, and her height, length, and
waterline breadth are unsurpassed by any other passenger ship.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QM2

Larger than a Nimitz class carrier in fact.

Graham
 
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John Larkin

Jan 1, 1970
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Boat ? You landlubber !

At the time of her construction in 2003, the QM2 was the longest, widest and
tallest passenger ship ever built, and at 148,528 gross tons, was also the
largest. She lost that last distinction to Royal Caribbean International's
154,407 gross ton Freedom of the Seas in April 2006, but QM2 remains the largest
ocean liner (as opposed to cruise ship) ever built, and her height, length, and
waterline breadth are unsurpassed by any other passenger ship.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QM2

Larger than a Nimitz class carrier in fact.

Graham

She cleared the underside of the bridge by about 20 feet. All traffic
on the bridge came to a stop as she passed under. We sat on a bluff at
Lands End, with a few thousand other people, sipping Bass out of a
discrete brown bag. There were hundreds of sailboats, powerboats,
ferries, and fireboats out to greet her, led of course by our grand
old lady the Jeremiah O'Brien, one of the few unmodified Liberty ships
still in existance. It was a lovely, sunny, spring-like day, thanks to
Global Warming.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/02/05/MNG5LNUTQI1.DTL

In the true queenly manner, she was an hour late, so after all that
beer we had to go pee in the woods.

John
 
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Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippie

Jan 1, 1970
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On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:59:53 -0800, MassiveProng


What game was that?

The one that all of the husbands were watching on the TeeVee, such that us
Lotharios had a whole array of easy pickings at the local watering hole,
if you know what I mean. ;-)

I'm gonna have to learn to listen to my little voice - last week,
she said something like, "It's going to be the guys with the horsehoe
on their hats." ...

I could have won thousands. )-;

Thanks,
Rich
 
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Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippie

Jan 1, 1970
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still in existance. It was a lovely, sunny, spring-like day, thanks to
Global Warming.

Yeah - yesterday, when I walked to the store, I had to take my jacket
off - it was almost _hot_!

This is very nice in February, but come August, are we going to get
daytime temperatures in the 120s? =:-O

Thanks,
Rich
 
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MassiveProng

Jan 1, 1970
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We usually call our chief elected official Da Mayor, but lately we
call him Duh Mayor.

Sounds a lot like Ray Nagin. (couldn't resist) the guy is a
fruitcake.
 
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Michael A. Terrell

Jan 1, 1970
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John said:
In the true queenly manner, she was an hour late, so after all that
beer we had to go pee in the woods.



Well, THAT answers the age old question, "Do engineers go in the
woods?"! ;-)


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida
 
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Michael A. Terrell

Jan 1, 1970
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John said:
AND their wives.

John


Like the old saying, "When you've got to go, YOU'VE GOT TO GO!" :)


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida
 
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Charlie Edmondson

Jan 1, 1970
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Michael said:
Like the old saying, "When you've got to go, YOU'VE GOT TO GO!" :)
Also, When nature calls, you can't answer long distance... :cool:

Charlie
 
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Jim Thompson

Jan 1, 1970
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Also, When nature calls, you can't answer long distance... :cool:

Charlie

Women don't seem to cope with that. When I stop and take a leak in
the brush along I8 my wife just goes bananas ;-)

...Jim Thompson
 
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RST Engineering \(jw\)

Jan 1, 1970
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Man, that's gotta hurt, going bananas. I've heard of people blowing chunks,
but never going bananas.

{;-)

Jim
 
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Rich Grise, Plainclothes Hippie

Jan 1, 1970
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Also, When nature calls, you can't answer long distance... :cool:

Women don't seem to cope with that. When I stop and take a leak in
the brush along I8 my wife just goes bananas ;-)
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This is reminding me of the Richard Pryor bit, where he's out in the
woods with his girl, and she has to pee, and he says, "Well, go ahead!"
and she says, "No, I think I'll wait 'til we get to the car." and he
says, "You gonna piss in da CAR!?!??!?!?!!"

Then he does a whole bit where he pantomimes a girl peeing in the woods -
it has to be a classic. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
 
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MassiveProng

Jan 1, 1970
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Women don't seem to cope with that. When I stop and take a leak in
the brush along I8 my wife just goes bananas ;-)

My brother used to get out, and open the hood to act as if he was
working on the car, and piss into the grill. Sounds stinky to me
though. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
 
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