Comedy Thread

[bertus]

Great Moments in Star Trek History - Hello, Computer

 

[bertus]

How about personal protection.



More on this page:
http://www.ibiblio.org/kuphaldt/socratic/sinst/doc/fail.html

Bertus

 

[bertus]

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

How to avoid squirrels from taking the bird food:

 

[davenn]

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

Found at AAC:

 

[HarryA]

An Englishman told his friend that he bought a black and white dog thinking it would cost less to license it.
Don't get it? see: https://www.electronicspoint.com/forums/threads/british-television.292221/

 

[bertus]

TI error page:

 

[bertus]

Found on AAC again:

 

[bertus]

Some fails fro electroboom:

 

[bertus]

Sheep discovers a trampoline:

 

[bertus]

Do you also like cheese fondue?
This chinese guy has some difficulty with it:

 

[davenn]

 

[bertus]

Again some fails from electroboom:

 

[bertus]

Do you have some time left for 5 hours of looney tunes?

 

[73's de Edd]

 

[Kiwi]

Definitely someone with too much time on their hands.

 

[bertus]

Outlook

A mushroom and an onion have a profound conversation about life together.
The mushroom says to the onion:
"my life is a complete nightmare. First I am cut into slices and then fried alive and eaten. "
To which the onion says:
"It can be much worse, because I will be skinned alive and then chopped to shreds.
And the worst part is that people are also crying very affected!"