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  1. FuZZ1L0G1C

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    yup, and usually lasts around -3 weeks after buying new gear

    but on the other hand, the day doesn't have to be under the stars.
    editing captured astro images is great cloudy weather fill in time
     
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    Jack: "I'm worried that our dog hasn't returned home in over six weeks.."
    Vet: "Did you place an notice as I advised in the classifieds?"
    Jack: "Yes, but no response so far".
    Vet: "What details did you put?"
    Jack: "Here, Boy!"


    Jill: "Our budgie has be gone for a month, already".
    Vet: "Maybe if you describe some features in a classified.."
    Jill: "I did, but we're not sure what to include".
    Vet: "Could it talk?" - "This may be unique to your bird".
    Jill: "Yes. The only phrase he ever learnt was 'Here, kitty kitty' when we call our cat for supper".
     
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    This is how kids nowadays think. :D

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    "Which mouse walks upright on 2 legs?"

    "Dunno"
    "Mickey Mouse"...
    "Which duck walks on 2 legs?"

    "Er.. Donald Duck"?
    "No all ducks, dipsh1t!"
     
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    DAMN ! . . . .it shore wasn't easy . . . . but I finally ended picking them all up inside of a tablespoon and then dumping them out two at a time upon a WHITE tablecloth, where I found that were 12 of those elusive little boogers .
    That's ' soitanly being one optical confusion !
     
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  18. FuZZ1L0G1C

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    My optic nerves are now corkscrewed, thanks!! :D
     
  19. LaVitaEBella

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    An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his shock collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.

    He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

    The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
     
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    Is Donald Duck Transgender? Surely it should be Donald Drake??
     
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