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Discussion in 'Security Alarms' started by James B, Dec 29, 2004.

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  1. jackcsg

    jackcsg Guest

    Hey Jim, this could easily happen:

    As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful
    technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally and with serious
    consequences.
    Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
    Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
    planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he
    decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

    Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
    address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed
    one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife,
    whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow
    checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
    scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her
    family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

    "Dearest Wife,

    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

    P.S. Sure is hot down here!"
     
  2. Perhaps, but you're already married to some other guy.
    You two made up? How sweet.
     
  3. G. Morgan

    G. Morgan Guest

    Subject: Re: Bonus Programs
    Newsgroup: alt.security.alarms

    BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! *cough* bwahahahahahahah!!!! *wheeeeeze* ----
    bwahahahahaahaha!!!! help!!! I need an ambulance -- my sides are hurting!!!
     
  4. Perhaps, but you're already married to some other guy.
    Ask Cracker to send him a magnifying glass.
     
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