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jackcsg

Jan 1, 1970
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Hey Jim, this could easily happen:

As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful
technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally and with serious
consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed
one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife,
whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow
checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her
family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

"Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!"
 
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G. Morgan

Jan 1, 1970
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Subject: Re: Bonus Programs
Newsgroup: alt.security.alarms
=> Robert L. Bass <= said:
You two made up? How sweet.


BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! *cough* bwahahahahahahah!!!! *wheeeeeze* ----
bwahahahahaahaha!!!! help!!! I need an ambulance -- my sides are hurting!!!
 
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Robert L Bass

Jan 1, 1970
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Perhaps, but you're already married to some other guy.
Yeah, he promised to suck my dick everyday for a month.

Ask Cracker to send him a magnifying glass.
 
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