I'm currently trying to figure out how to exploit USENET and various
spambots and such to get me elected president by write-in in 2008. ;-P
Cheers!
Rich
Write spambots that automatically send spam advertising all other
candidates, using armies of XP machines that you've taken as slaves. Tell
people you are the 'anti-spam' candidate, and that you will solve their
horrible spam problems if they elect you. Once you are elected, fail
miserably, but keep promising that you will do it. Declare a 'war on
spam', while simultaneously underfunding enforcement agencies that deal
with spam. Invade Mexico, claiming you must eliminate their weapons of
mass spamming. Fail to find these weapons, and then appear in a computer
room wearing horn-rimmed nerd glasses and a pocket protector. Shake hands
for the cameras with the cheering 'can you hear me now-guy' lookalikes.
Have a computer screen behind you with an ascii logo proclaiming 'mission
accomplished'. Keep saying, again and again, that the evil Mexican
spammers were linked to 9/11. Loot the treasury for your buddies in the
computer business.
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Regards,
Bob Monsen
Our minds are finite, and yet even in those circumstances of finitude, we
are surrounded by possibilities that are infinite, and the purpose of human
life is to grasp as much as we can out of that infinitude.
- Alfred North Whitehead