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ASA state of Martial Law

Discussion in 'Security Alarms' started by Spellcheck Patrol, Apr 20, 2008.

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  1. The Axis of Misspelling Evil has infiltrated ASA, and is setting up
    training camps in this newsgroup.
    It is for this reason that I am declaring a state of Martial Law.
    Anyone caught misspelling will be dealt with swiftly and harshly.
    Punishment includes, but is not limited to:

    Cleaning out Rojas' garage.

    Watching 72 hours of Star Trek with Bob Campbell while wearing an ADT

    Visiting Israel with Petem.

    Attending the Rumpleburger family reunion.

    Having to use the phrase modicum of skills in every post. * this is
    reserved for Graham

    Hosting a seance to contact Mike.

    Having to wear Mark Leuck's bicycle pants in public.

    You have been warned.
  2. tourman

    tourman Guest

    RHC: The ADT teeshirt is OK as long as it's wet and is being worn by 7
    of 9 !!
  3. Frank Olson

    Frank Olson Guest

    She could wear a wet Brinks teeshirt too, for all I'd care.... Youza!!!
  4. On the colored folks version of Star Trek (Space Spooks) Captain
    Picaninny refers to her as Fee of Foe.
    Shaddap Franklin I am not a troll
  5. Having to wear Mark Leuck's bicycle pants in public.

    Cracker will fight you for them. He's already been caught sniffing the seat.


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  6. Frank Olson

    Frank Olson Guest

    You have a real "thing" for men's seats, don'tcha?? Viagra be damned.
    All you have to think about is "boys from Brazil" and you're good to go.
  7. Norm Mugford

    Norm Mugford Guest


    Norm Mugford

  8. Fouler is the spell checker and bAss is the smell checker.
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