Leonard Caillouet said:
So where do I submit a resume and get an application to become a timelord?
Can I go back in time and fix all my bonehead mistakes? Are Daleks worse
than PITA consumers?
Leonard
Well, since the Dalek war wiped out all of the timelords bar one, The
Doctor, it's now very difficult to get in touch with Gallifrey, as there's
no one there. I'm not sure that you could actually become a time lord
anyway, as having two hearts, and the ability to regenerate when things get
really tough for your body, are both prime requirements. If you can arrange
to have something very scary from another planet / time / dimension, get on
your case ( most types of awkward customers qualify ), the Doctor's TARDIS
may well sense this, and bring him to you. Then, you could either become one
of his travelling companions, and go back and fix your mistakes, and of
course forward, to correct ones that you haven't made yet, or, if he has a
bunch of spare sonic screwdrivers that you can buy, you could probably make
a very good living on eBay for a few years with them. There's at least one
customer on here for one, already.
And never underestimate Daleks. They are very VERY dangerous, especially
since they added " LEVITATE !!!! " to their vocabulary, and you can no
longer stand at the top of your stairs, out of range of their gun and bath
plunger, laughing at their inability to come after you . Take due warning
....
Arfa