Fred Bloggs said:
[Responding to a query from the OP, aka "J-vibe" quoted with leading '>>>'
now:]
Damn you're dumber than a rock- no clue in hell what the OP was talking
about...
Oh master, once again, as usual, your presciendent
wisdom and beneficence is a wonder to behold.
I struggled and struggled to get my thoughts going,
dimly recognizing that, in this NG, the OP did not
mean the toy that my son briefly treasured, and,
after what seemed like eons, I managed to grasp
that the OP meant something electronical. After
more struggle, and with the help of a friend who
seems to know some electronical factoids, I
learned of the transformer and its appearance
in some strange pictoral language most foreign
to we lower members of the mineral kingdom.
Now it seems, thanks to your gracious willingness
to share tidbits from your vast store of knowledge,
that the OP was talking about something else entirely.
Oh, woeful am I to have failed in your eyes, master.
Ever hoping to gain your approval, but still ignorant
of the OP's true meaning, which must be opaque
even to your perspicious, thoroughly exaltable self,
(because, surely, you would share that clue were it
otherwise), I will attempt to gather my meager wits
and formulate a response more suitable to you.
To the OP: Please be patient with my efforts to
please the infinitely exaltable Fred Bloggs. He sets
such an inimitably high standard by example with
his wise and kind posts that others can hope for
only the most excrescential results in comparison.
So, without further ado, here is my humble retry:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< begin retry >>>>>>>>>>>>
Has V_n_r_a_ D_s_a_e finally reached your pathetic
excuse for a brain? If you wish to discover something
about a non-transformer object, you've got to specify
what in H_l_ you are asking about. Why, if not for an
excess of fecal matter in your cranium, do you waste
our time with such a vague query, when the only reply
possible from the expert(s) here would be to demand
some details? Come back in your next life, but try to
avoid playing in the unflushed toilet when the brains are
passed out instead of imagining you already found one.
And don't ever think that any reply you may get about
transformers should be taken as an indicator that you
need to reformulate your question. Any thought that
subtle would likely burst your skull, a hazard to avoid.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< end retry >>>>>>>>>>>>
So, ever to be exalted master, I once again await,
with hope and fear, more of your instruction and,
in my wildest dreams, your respect and approval.
--
--Larry Brasfield
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