Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Lamey Teh
Kable Guy stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
:::: Holy ****. There are lots of people who would kill for the
:::: ability to nettle a tantrum that dumb and weak out of one of
:::: you idiotic jerkoffs.
:::
::: So there are lots of bored and tired old people in your life?
::
:: It's always hilarious to see a hopeless wannabe like you try to
:: arrive at a logical inference and instead blurt something so
:: idiotic as that. That sorry attempt was especially amusing,
:: punk. Way childish, of course, but that's you.
:
: You didn't answer the question.
::
::: Because even you say how lame and "whatever" I am. Yet you
::: spend your waking moments dancing to my tune.
::
:: As you know, chump, parts of my few minutes per day on usenet are
:: spent laughing at the pathetic failure of your 22 hours and
:: making sure you'll do it to yourself again the next day.
:
: Can you post message ids and proof of my "22" hours? I didn't think
: so. Once again I have slapped another lie out of you.
::
:::: On the other hand, no normal human would need to kill for the
:::: ability to slap you down hard enough to compel you to play the
:::: weakest usenet game, since you're one of the weakest usenet
:::: laughingstocks. (Followups childishness fixed, idiot child.)
:::
::: Why do you spend so much time dancing to my song and snipping
::: the groups where you just might find "normal" people to debate
::: with you? Could it be that you know you'd be spnaked at first
::: try?
::
:: It "could be," punk, exactly what I've told you, and it is.
:: Anyway, that's a good one, coming from a fool who got his ass
:: kicked so brutally when he made the mistake of believing he could
:: keep up with newsgroup **** that he was immediately reduced to
:: puny attempts to characterize his total flaccidity as power.
:
: Where did this happen foamboi?
:
:: Sadly, it seems that there's just no sure way of sneaking trivial
:: facts past your clue defenses, but let's try again.
:
: Shall we?
:
:: As I've told
:: you a number of times, there were originally three reasons for
:: snipping "your" newsgroups. First, some of the normal humans that
:: you resent so much asked politely that we minimize the childish
:: crossposting.
:
:
: So what? It's usenet, I decide what and how.
::
:: I'll admit that I naively thought you could
:: understand that one. Second, snipping "your" groups manipulates
:: you into staring at articles in this newsgroup, sometimes long
:: enough for you to get a glimmer of understanding of an article's
:: content. Third, it's just another of the many ways of making you
:: flounce and spew tears and drool.
:
: Another lie, but expected.
::
:: Those reasons still work, but the best reason as of now for
:: defeating your childish crossposting is that it's a good way to
:: shove you into reminding the world of how incandescently stupid
:: you are.
:
: And how can you do this if no one sees them?
:
:
:: Try to follow this, punk: I post an article only in
:: rec.gambling.lottery. Since you're sniffing after me like a
:: neglected little puppy, you find it in rec.gambling.lottery. You
:: then freak out, ****, cry, wail, shriek "foam" and then post
:: another repetition of one or two selections from your litany of
:: petulant little bleats. It is perfectly clear that I'll see your
:: self-asskicking in and only in this group, i.e., the entire
:: "conversation" occurs here. But then you childishly (duh) and
:: idiotically (duh) crosspost it to other groups where it's likely
:: that no one will bother to even open it.
:
:
: Really? Is that why we have so many new peeps here slapping the foam
: out of you?
:
:: The astonishing thing
:: is that this seems to imply that you think you're "showing off"
:: to someone. Another amusement is that it reveals that you're
:: desperately trying to recruit someone to help you learn how to
:: handle this ****. How ****ing hilarious is that?! In fact, what
:: you're accomplishing is just another of the many ways you use in
:: showing someone how ****ing dumb you are.
:
: I'm handling it rather well. I got you puking all over usenet.
::
:: Your assignment is to try to contrive a rational justification
:: for your infantile crossposting, punk. Get on it.
:
: I just did it.
:
: "WHOOSH" Over yer head foamboi.
::
:: Then there's the funny part. You, punk, are well aware of the
:: fact that I'm well aware of the fact that you're going to quote
:: every word of my posts in "your" groups, while at the same time
:: bleating that they aren't in those groups. Say, just how ****ing
:: stupid do you intend to get, anyway? You're approaching the
:: world stupidty record, you know, and after that you'll be nicely
:: positioned for your run at the usenet stupidity record.
:
: When you prove the above froth. I will admit defeat.
::
:: Now for the most hilarious item of the day: You said "debate"!
:: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That word, symbolizing something so
:: remote from any part of you that it would cringe if it knew you
:: were sullying it by using it, must have escaped through your
:: fingers into your keyboard without going through that vestigial
:: clump of a few brain cells in your head. Your paralyzing fear of
:: trying to engage in debate started with the aversion therapy you
:: suffered when you first discovered newsgroups and got the insane
:: idea that you were capable of participation.
:
: So no debate? You scared?
::
:
:: P.S. Screeching "foam" is not debate, punk. So you ask, "is
:: parroting impossibly lame **** like 'spnak' debate?" No, child,
:: it isn't.
:
:
: Get them foodstamps this month?
:
: Fetch me a beer Bitch!
wow, looks like teh grifftard is still on form.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be
when you kill them.
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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